Sometimes I wonder if Cate Blanchett and Tilda Swinton flip coins to see who gets to star in any movie requiring a tall British ectomorphic woman who can play men, women, villains, heroes, gay, straight, neither, robots.

This all seems like a pretty fair response? We don’t have any evidence that he would even be good at doing some sort of political humor/commentary. Its hard for me to fault someone when all they’re saying is “look I just want to do my style of comedy” on their own show.

I obviously haven’t seen the show, but how does a regular ol sitcom espouse conservative values? What were the plotlines? A daughter gets pregnant because she’s only ever had abstinance only education and Tim Allen forces her to carry it to term but doesn’t contribute to the upbringing of the child?

If you use high quality EVOO, it has a similar smoke point as Canola but still lower than peanut. Extra light olive oil has a higher smoke point than peanut.

Going forward I’m going to tell everyone to shut the fuck up because I have too low a smoke point.

Uncomfortable television makes me physically itchy, so I will not watch this, but the recap was a delight. Thank you, Bobby. :)

Here’s a feud we can use.

You only need 25!

The Sun reports “just 50 close friends and relatives” attended the ceremony

I DID NOT KNOW MY DREAM UNTIL YOU SAID IT FOR ME.

I’d laugh myself to tears if Katy brought Tom Hiddleston as her date.

In Hot Club, even the rules don’t get talked about. You either know them, or you’re not in Hot Club.

Anne and Lea Michele come off as so EARNEST and for some reason that pisses people off. I’ll admit to rolling my eyes at both of them and thinking like “yeah okay, theatre camp”. I don’t know why try-hard became a thing. I don’t know why it’s bad to like yourself and think you’re good at things.

Since I was a wee funk I’ve dreamed of being one her flower shop owning friends that she brings lunch to while picking up a bouquet for her dinner party.

People are having them below, don’t fret. Any time a nice wedding is covered, there is a face-off beginning with someone who had their wedding at the greyhound bus vending machine with a dress they found while foraging for melted down candle sticks.