Oof. That last line.

You’re closer to right. I believe his name is pronounced Doo-MEL.

“There’s nothing wrong with being a _______ but always remember what you are.”

Not trying to victim-blame at all, but I just have to know: did you use Walla wallas? Were they supposed to be caramelized maybe? I’m sorry this is too interesting. Is it supposed to be “onion jam” which I saw in William Sonoma one time 10 years ago?? Please elaborate!!

And he’s been stabbed in the heart and resurrected once already.

“I will protect her.”

Well he wipes his own ass, anyway.

“OH MY GOD THAT IS COMPLETELY NEW INFORMATION!!”

She’s been with the father for 18 years but I get where you’re coming from

Alternate headline: “in 12 years, Elon Musk’s assistant never took a 2 week vacation”

Yeah but you’d have to be diabolical. More likely, you just don’t immediately rate. The next time you open the app, it’s like “how was your right with James?? Rate it now!” So without any intent on the rider’s part, this very bad sleuthing is baseless.

If you close the app or just don’t happen to look at it again for hours, the next time you open it, you get a prompt to rate your last ride. More often than not, I find myself rating drivers hours, or maybe days after the ride. I usually just give them the 5 stars or skip the option if I can’t remember. Unless the…

One of them has a cooking show too. I guess Tamera.

Maybe they sailed slightly later bc Grey Worm was unaccountably late for work for the first time ever and, what luck, arrive to pick up Theon!

Glen Close?

“in an incredible 27 of them, the female dragonfly pulled the fake death ruse. Twenty-one times, it worked”

THANK YOUUUUUUUUUU. Way off, incredibly distracting and maybe a nice voice if it wasn’t creepily coming from the wrong face, but I can’t even tell bc it was so off. It sounded super saccharine and weird.

Dear online shopping companies who have sent me targeted ads for vacuum cleaners ever since I looked a few up in 2012:

Brendan Fraser who’s on the current season of Showtime’s The Affair, playing a very creepy prison guard, is doing fine.

He’s a “doctor” in the sense of getting a PhD in History or something like that. He’s not a doctor.