Hey man, this dude was taking orders from God. GOD himself. Not his hippy-dippy son.

SAME. Finding great treasures in the trash is triply rewarding; you get this covet-worthy thing you couldn’t otherwise have, you get to save it from the landfill, and you get the thrill of paying zero for it! Just in the last year, I have acquired an antique pastry table (I use it as my desk) A ginormous desk with…

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

I am, occasionally, suprised that capes have not made a come back. Just think of how awesome we would all look leaving a place when we’re in a hurry.

but Bruno Mars is wearing this outfit this.very.second

I call those kind of couples “Doppelbangers.”

I get the not liking someone who texts back at 3am, though. I would be a bit creeped out if a dude I just met texted me at 3am. Also, do I want a guy with such a crappy sleeping schedule? Things to ponder.

Not sure if she was a monster but she seemed super terrible. You’re not above it all if you’re on this show, Kim. Not to mention, she’s one of those mommies who are like “Sorry I can’t come to your birthday party but one of my children has a cut on his finger. I need to be with him.”

Right. They’re not bad commercials, and she’s not bad in them. The ~~optics~~ are just...bleak.

I don’t think he’s a person at all, he’s just too adamant about it.

Ughhhh. You just know he needs something. Babies always need something. Get out of here baby, I only have time for myself and my cats.

He’s gonna send Denton pictures of himself circled in gold Sharpie with “See! Not a rotting pumpkin pie. VERY FRESH.” written on them.

Two of my Nordstrom racks don’t even carry “extended size” bras. But today I was looking for shoes and happened upon a decent Chantelle for $30. I actually called my husband at work I was so excited

I feel like getting the bay leaf should be one of those things that people say is “good luck” like when a bird shits on you.

In their Facebook rant they list all the misfortunes that have happened to them, the latest being their car engine exploded. Props to the FB commenter who suggested they try to fix it with apple cider vinegar.

My dad used bay leaves in all of his cooking. Every once in a while you would pull a slimy bay leaf out of your mouth during dinner. This usually meant that you “won” dinner, the table would cheer, and you would be exempt from dish duty as a reparation for having to chew on the bay leaf. I don't know, my family is…

I don’t know what it tastes like, but I know what it feels like when a bae leaves.

How dare you. I became a scientist because of this movie. #WomenInSTEM

what if the spouses are the ones who actually survived and this show has been about the ghosts of the deceased trapped in some purgatory where they’re forced, one generation at a time, to continue reliving a mirror version of their sordid demises for eternity