Or maybe Jezebel should ask one of their lawyer commentators for some assistance before drafting posts about legal issues. I’ve been volunteering for years. Just like when Gawker posted that awful article lambasting the aunt who sued her nephew for a broken arm without any context for why or how that could happen…

The Court is NOT on Dr. Luke’s “side.” The Judge merely applied the law to the facts. As an attorney one of the hardest things to deal with are bad facts. They are what they are and we do our best to construe them most favorably to our clients but ultimately Judges have no discretion to choose a “side” they like. It’s…

Next time I see a guy in cargo pants I’m going to force him to build me a house. I mean, walking around looking all probably-owns-a-hammer...what did he think would happen? #CarpenterLookingAssBitch.

I am confused. Why would I force a person to play basketball with me if he/she was dressed like a basketball player? Does that happen? Forced basketballery?

This exactly. People don’t forget that “there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t support other women” 😒

Unpopular opinion but I think it’s valid complaint. A lot of these “girl power” artists use it only to further themselves and their own careers but remain silent during the trials of others.

Wasn’t arguing against your motivation, but the distinction society draws. To put it another way - I have absolutely no desire to sexually interact with animals. I do desire cheese, and I still buy it despite knowing the torture involved in its production. Is the cow fucker any worse than me?

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

By a wide margin. And not nearly my best comment. Not even all that original, even for me.

Sorry. My joke is that my comment was a Beiber lyric. I apologize for not keeping the tone of your original post.

What do you mean?

No leader, especially a religious leader, should have the right to question another man’s religion or faith.

Brazil has 4,500 miles of coastline and the world’s largest freshwater river.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

Exactly! I was reading this thinking “Hey guys, you know what else contains cellulose? FUCKING EVERYTHING.”

Cellulose is literally the most abundant organic polymer on the planet, existing as a key cell wall structural component of every single goddamn fruit, vegetable, and grain you’ve ever eaten.

I think she’s saying that she likely wouldn’t be as wildly successful at 25 had she gotten pregnant when she was a sexually active teenager and young adult, and the avoidance of such a pregnancy was due, at least in some part, to Planned Parenthood.

Only 90’s standards? Homegirl danced with a python around her neck. That shit transcended generations.

Sure, here are some possibilities: