That poor fucking kid. He must’ve been so proud of what he made and to have his efforts met with such racist suspicion is heartbreaking. He sounds like a great student and every teacher involved in this mess should be thoroughly ashamed.

Nerd alert: He played Jojen Reed on Game of Thrones.

Reese’s peanut butter cups

This is genius, I have to say. I’ve often stared longingly out the window at the 7-11 across the street and yearned for someone to deliver day-old, greasy yet also somehow crunch/soggy taquitos, wrinkly hot dogs, and 7-11 generic brand acetaminophen directly to my door. Also, wtf is an “Icee”? I thought it was…

For real. And how am I supposed to fit into an ultra thin condom after eating a tub of ice cream?

Insult to Ned’s everywhere.

He calls her “FKA MY FIANCEE” when they fight.

dandilyn calls it the “bust a nut strut”

IT IS CALLED THE STRIDE OF PRIDE, AMBER

Yup.

Like many people, there was a time when I didn’t realize how important it is for gay couples to have the right to get married....until I realized everyone thought I sounded like kind of a jerk.

I really hate that I am defending Zach Braff, but I just do not get why we are calling somebody getting upset by an entire article destroying something they worked hard at a “strange meltdown”

Totally! The writer of that piece is about as articulate as Donald Trump.

So many more things than two can be bad!

So, while my default setting is snark,

The movie was really quite bad. But nothing in it was as awful as this prose:

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