What a world where fantasy is defined as a genuine desire that should be fulfilled.

15 year old kid is sleeping with women in their 20s, getting into sexual situations with his adult manager and a man who is nearly 30. Whatever persona he’s cultivated, it still sounds like he’s been victimized and extremely poorly cared for. Makes Justin Beiber’s guardians look good

From urban dictionary, cuz I can’t embed the video: Pronounced “Yoo Gohn Lurn Duhdey!” (sometimes the “You” is eliminated), a viral catchphrase by Kevin Hart during his ‘Alright, alright, alright!’ segment of “Laugh at My Pain”.

I read it as a semi-sarcastic comment implying that equality for the sexes would also be good for men, given her previous statements about how they should feel something is off when women's voices are absent.

First, that shaving scene for the ad was terrifying. That is too fast!!!! Stop that! Shave like a person who doesn’t have a terrifying clock counting down for Chrissakes.

Wait why is that weird? He is the exact same creepy older man he was when he was creeping on a teenage Lohan. So little has changed. Is it because he’s a vaguely pedophilic Dorian Grey that you’re surprised?

This is a great comment. I’m sorry you couldn’t stay to enjoy the moment when the snickers dried up and they each quietly turned away from the durex and let their sweaty palms fall silently to their sides.

Believe he ALSO played an evil Peter Pan on that abc show that reimagines fairy tales.

I liked Sherri Shepherd better when she was just incredibly stupid. Oh gosh, Sherri, you thought a baby would fix your marriage and since it didn’t, you want to send it back? Asshole. I don’t think I’d cope well as that surrogate either, but then, I wouldn’t be too keen on handing a child over to a woman who thinks…

All of this week’s covers look badly hand-painted. Like maybe that court reporter who melted Tom Brady’s face took a paint by numbers class in celebrity weeklies. Which, I would take that class.

Gaaaaaaaaasp!!!!!

I LOVE this comment and would star over and over again. Wonder if you wouldn’t mind reposting on the Emma Sulkowicz coverage here and elsewhere online?

Seems like from her perspective, shining a spotlight on that bullshit cesspool would be a worthy goal.

But it certainly does evoke feelings in the viewer. I’m so conflicted by my feelings about this. This is unnerving, sad, thought-provoking, controversial... I'm affected by her work but a little worried for her, a reaction she might hate, but she put it out there and took the risk. This is disturbing but powerful. I…

Where are all the opportunistic hookers?

How did you find the real women? Did you have to run through a zillion fake profiles? Was there some way it was immediately obvious?

Thank you for addressing this. You know who DOES claim to love poached chicken? Rachel Ray. And her reasons are the exact opposite of the truth. She talks about how perfectly moist and flavorful it always comes out. Made me think I was crazy somehow.

What was the question? Looks like we need specifics after all!

When my Uterine Derangement is acting up, a beating followed by an ice cold bath always provides my uterus with some much needed clarity.

That would be amazing to me, except I love the guy and therefore assume it’s on par with celebs I hate who are still popular. Like Anne Hathaway. I turned a corner on Gwyneth Paltrow though, so you may find yourself feeling really supportive of Alton down the line.