O’Russell. I bet that would annoy him. I like it.

It's not something you become. It's something you either are or you're not. And you just know.

that didn't work for me! What am I doing wrong?

"Extra leg work" is the most perfect pun possible for this scenario.

It's worth pointing out that she doesn't actually say anything in the bridal process causes any problems. She had a job wherein she was regularly faced with strangers and their unique family dynamics, and it was her job to make sure those family dynamics did not overwhelm/pressure/bully her client. She would have…

Relating your work experience to the job you're applying for is standard. She identifies that the situations are absolutely not the same, but that she has some experience with being a supportive advocate of women. She doesn't claim to therefore be an expert in victim advocacy. She could probably expound on this in an…

"Dawn-splaining Stacey McGill's (best baby-sitter, hands down) diabetes to her like Stacey doesn't know what's up."

just based on Andy's disdainful "Sweetie." at Padma, I want more Andy Cohen on Top Chef.

omg, Katsuji.... Stop cutting yourself down, man!

Is there any evidence that any of her alleged lovers died of syphilis? Great story!

Long ago, in a Catholic school religion class far away, I learned that the story of Genesis/Adam and Eve was to be read as a parable, a fable with a Christian lesson. I learned that the story of Moses parting the Red Sea likely involved high and low tide.

be Nicholas Sparks. Please be Nicholas Sparks.

Other than he was treating Ebola patients and it can take anywhere from 2 to 21 days to manifest symptoms after infection? Other than that?

I knew in private she had a real-person speaking voice!!!! Just like Michael Jackson!!!

Bristol!!! That's how I knew about fat pad removal when the post came up about Renee Zellweger's modified face. It's nice when it all comes together.

I would really like to see the tweets Hale references when Blythe was tweeting in tandem to ridicule her every comment. If that's true, it would reposition this from "blogger didn't like the book" to something more personal. Either way, it seems to be the point where the story degenerates, so it shouldn't be glossed…

Kanye has metal plates in his jaw... He can't get MRIs, can he?

So I've searched high and low for ways to recycle old trophies, and there was a guy blowing them up for promos? call me if you're doing a reshoot.

The Targaryens do a Ptolemy thing where the siblings marry each other where possible.

The only problem that pink noise generator is going to solve is shy bladder.