Well, since Iran is itself a giant mock-up of a civilized western nation... what did you expect?

Being a Brit with little interest or understanding of March Madness, I was once cajoled into partaking of the tradition a number of years ago. My picks were the worst kind of clueless being based more on the sound of the team names than anything based in reality. The whole office had a good chuckle at my ridiculous…

Amazingly, I was unfazed and understood the whole thing without a single issue. My daughter, who was looking over my shoulder, was like, "What's with the bad grammar?" Heh heh.

Michele Bachmann is looking good these days...

It's been a "thing" in Russia for quite some time. Look around and you can find 30 minute compilations of accidents and near-misses on YouTube. It's starting to become a "thing" in the US now too. I've even considered getting one.

Finally, someone caught a smidgen of the crazy shit that goes on in Las Vegas. Driving there every day is the very definition of taking your life in your hands. Vegas is a magnet for some of the US's worst drivers. That includes the cops.

Brilliantly told tale!

What kind of *nistic would it be, were some kind person to stick a large vegetable up his ass. I'm sorry; he doesn't get the "vag" option, even though he is a cunt.

Damn you! You lured a self-confessed nerd onto Deadspin with the promise of Bieber hijinx. Grrr!

Is this another case of Florida Man strikes again!? Or maybe this is what happens when Florida men cross paths? Perhaps, that's what they meant by, "Don't cross the streams!"

Kinda like my dentist's constant comments about my "uncontrollable tongue". Dumb shit that makes you feel bad. Never mind, a narrow vagina is a good thing!

I don't know much about Audis or VW's, but I do know that in the UK...

No word yet on what they should do with "random pics of nobody kids".

Damn! I guess that makes sense. I mean, Wikipedia is never wrong.

Well, I actually meant getting out of one's shoes and pants more...

That's okay. No offense meant or taken.

I felt sure this game was available for the ZX Spectrum (and conversely, the Timex 1000). The Wikipedia article mentions just about every circa 1984 platform under the sun, but also omits the faithful Speccy. I started believing I was going mad, or senile... And then I found this!

Yes. I know.

You should probably get out more. This is fairly tame when compared with the horrors of 4chan, Reddit, or even... Facebook.