I had to quit my job after I ran out of paid leave... but it was worth it. Who knows, maybe I'm the World Champion!

I much prefer to see Fappy Birds...

No escape from reality (dem cars gone, man!)

Barely...

Bukkake udon noodles...

The funny thing is... you think you're joking...

I make a point to promote that dirty rag of a book every chance I get. Three deaths and counting... and not long until there's a fourth (and a fifth).

Maybe her parents could've used a copy of this. Maybe it's not too late..?

Actually, she's the backdoor, frontdoor, loftdoor, skylight, you-name-it-every-other-door lady.

I was about to say that one girl and many men = pretty awesome... But then I switched on my imagination. Aaaargh! The horror. I think I'm going blind...

FWICG, it's an abbreviation of, "As far as [s/he] can tell".

...If a little confused.

Obviously... as Ol' Joe Smith would say, "That's just disgusting!"

Time to dust off the ol' Slippery Slope straw man...

Call me skeptical.

Thank you. I tried to 'splain this over there somewhere, but your words do a better job.

I'm just happy that I won't have to listen to hours and hours of the latest bridge news on my commute as I have for the last 2 - 3 months.

Oh, and while we're at it... it looks gorgeous, unlike the box girder affair that will be…

Yeah, take 11 years and spend crazy money on it. :)

The bolts you speak of actually hold the roadway onto a platform that would sway in the event of an earthquake. They are not structurally essential to keep the bridge standing. If they break in an earthquake, then simple... no swaying, bridge is severely compromised. But otherwise, bridge works fine.