Someone beat me to it already but it is tough to shame someone who has no shame. After turning on the TV this morning and immediately trying to figure out if anyone we knew was in Las Vegas, my wife and I talked about the fact that nothing will change. Sometime this week, and it may have already happened, someone will…

I’m not UNhappy to buy a Classic Space pack- especially not at $3.99 (depending on how much you actually get, but a whole new biome sounds pretty good to me). I’m just pointing out that given the limitations the game engine currently has and the enduring popularity of the Classic Space stuff it makes a really, REALLY…

“...we’re all playing LEGO 1985 World.”

Kotaku’s coverage of Year 2 Destiny has been impeccable. Really doing a great job of keeping the hype up. I’m getting my copy of Taken King tonight. So effing excited.

Because PVP!

In the follow-up Lowery wrote he inadvertently confirms that the other runners just grabbed his legs without getting his permission and he immediately asked to be let down to walk the rest of the way.

Sad that they couldn't have just reported on the actual story, which is actually more awesome because he finished on his own.

Hear, hear! Les Revenants on Sundance was frickin' amazing and I cannot wait until season 2.

All you need to know is that if you watch Les Revenants first, all of the other media listed here will leave you feelings jaded and disappointed

The French series is SO DAMN GOOD! Everyone go watch it! And then come talk to me about it!

This is the main reason I never became rich and famous, I don't want people looking into the dumb shit I did in my 20's...well that and the complete lack of drive and talent and good ideas and ambition.

As a mom of someone who has Autism this pisses me off. If my child was sending crap like this, he would face my WRATH and would not be given access to the internet till he could act correctly. Also Autism doesn't cause you to do crap like this, being a dick does.

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

It's incredible how one picture of a broken door knob can send so many people flying off the handle.

Daaaamn, dude! All I did was eat shit after a local news lady asked us some pandering questions while we were out running in the snow. Didn't realize my on-camera awkwardness and subsequent spill warranted such an epically fucked up fate. Can't imagine what's in store for anyone who actually takes themselves (or…

As the chick in this video, all I can say is that running in powder when there's no one else out at night is a shitload of fun. But stopping to pose for the local news station in the middle of the icy street hurts like a bitch. Glad it's as funny for everyone else as it was for us.

The fishing pole doubles as a switch.

I wish to know where this dog and his butthole live so that I can make a pilgrimage to see the butthole myself. And maybe touch my bunion to it.