I don’t even know how much I spent on the Kingdom Hearts mobile game before I finally broke free, but it was easily at least a couple thousand in a little over a year. It’s a JRPG spin-off with randomized purchases you NEED to get stronger. It preys upon a community of completionists who grew up on JRPG’s. The ONLY…

This article really does sum up gaming as a whole. I grew up overusing players’ guides. My dad brought me into gaming and he bought the books for every game of note on SNES, so I got used to that. It’s only recently that I learned the joy of playing games blind.

Yoshi’s Island...too easy? I take it you’re not a completionist, then. For us, this one gets pretty brutal.

We ARE getting FFVI instead of IV. I can’t tell if you’re joking or actually confused over the numbering...

“most children under 5 have lliterally just started learning to read”

Rarely have I felt so inclined to fanboy rage over the hyperbolic statement of someone on the internet. Excellent trolling, sir.

So car parts need to be sneaky, but Nobodies and/or Rock stars do not? Seriously, that Axel thing confuses me.

Okay, so let us know when you’ve invented a time machine so that we can go into the future and see what our kids love. Then we have to hope (and psychology suggests this would be a fruitless effort) that changing their name changed NOTHING else about them whatsoever.

Or...y’know...you could give them names with meaning…

He’s a good guy who’s regrettably susceptible to brainwashing.

As a guy with a “standard” name like Zack, I assure you it doesn’t get a whole hell of a lot better for us either. Fact of the matter is that kids are cruel and will find ANY opportunity to mock. I think if your name holds special meaning in the family, that could be a great source of comfort.

I have a stuffed bunny named Kairi...and a handful of other plushes with FF names over the years. But I have not yet been entrusted to name a living creature. :P

These posts have been popping up on my FB feed, and they’re pretty cool...but I still think Arby’s food is gross. At least...the one I went to a year and a half ago sure was. I like their frozen fries, though.

Not Lantern, Arrow. Keep screwing that up. Is there no edit button here? Can’t find it.

After that, she should get a two-pack release with Green Lantern so all us normal people can complete our collections without paying an arm and a leg. I’m REALLY not happy about all this mess. It feels like a betrayal of the fans when you set us up with fair business practices in the first year and pull this shit in…

I’d like to think these guys wouldn’t be complaining so much if they knew about this...but they probably DO know and are impatient anyway. Frankly, I’m having difficulty sypathizing when I think about the countless games Japan got well before the West...even more so for the ones we never got AT ALL. But I suppose your…

Heh...I have a friend who complained he beat the final boss whilst getting a sandwich. That’s what you get for abusing gambits, dude! :P

But seriously, with a title like this, I think they may be looking to fix some of those problems instead of just doing a little facelift. At the VERY least, it’s sure to be based on…

I own every single game on this list in one form or another (if not multiple), and Lufia, Soul Blazer, and Evermore are all huge parts of my childhood in particular. My dad liked buying relatively obscure RPG’s back then, and I benefited greatly. Sure, he skipped Final Fantasy, but that’s no big loss when Squenix…

All this, and Sony couldn’t even be arsed to put a PS Vita in Delsin’s hands in that one cut scene. Only time I can recall where the LACK of product placement took me out of the experience.

But seriously, this sounds like a bit much of muchness. Very Microsoft that way, so I suppose it fits.

When they introduced the 3-day trade hold, it was a royal pain in my ass for the Winter Sale cards. So I had to go out of my way to side-load the Steam app on my Kindle Fire because the official Kindle version had gotten so borked somewhere along the line that it was removed from the store entirely. It appears that…

Well, how else did you think he was able to fool Don with his cross-dressing? It takes the right facial structure to pull that off well, and Cloud has it down pat!