Lies! Those aren't boobs. Those are store-bought melons!

He just wanted a snack and his mom forgot to pack the go-gurts. What? Nothing to see here.

I'm willing to go to hell for a bad pun.

Shit for veins.

i was trying to find a funny, related, image for this article but could find anything good enough. so have this:

It's a badly designed sign. (well, most of the concept seems badly designed)

There is nothing funnier than a rape joke, people! You are all wrong.

But she was happier as a fat, green, funny-eared monster. So to an extent you could say it's reinforcing the idea that fat=monstrous, but it's also sending the message that monstrous isn't necessarily something to be ashamed of.

It looks like she has legs for days, and yet she's only 5'2"!

A) she is stunning

Well we aren't having mass immaculate conceptions either.

Of course unmarried poor males do not contribute to the problem at all.

Kim, you do not need anyone to walk you down the aisle. This is your third time, you know the way.

Breathe through your mouths!!!

In other news, science has just found out that people who remember to breathe live longer than those who don't.

Yeah, I think knowing or not can be a huge part of how a person reacts. If you knowingly consume a pot brownie, then you expect you're gonna feel a little weird. I can totally imagine being in the position of feeling that way and having no idea why, though. I imagine it would be pretty terrifying.

So, let me get this straight. Instead of allowing the fetus to die with its mother at what would have been within the boundaries of legal abortion, the law has forced it to grow to a point at the edge of viability, thus increasing the likeliness that it will have a short life filled with pain and suffering, if a life…

No. You took him, you keep him. And just for that, you don't get Orphan Black this spring.

The male levels of Orgasm

I think what they mean is "We made up 50 new names and added a couple of moves guaranteed to make you look like an asshole to the same ole sex positions that every grocery store rag sells you". A magazine will not make you better at sex.