I would have stuck my fingers in my vagina and painted fuck you with period blood on the wall, but I'm an animal.

Atheism should be the default belief system installed on every new child unit.

This is unfair to your mother because the laws of angles prevent her from rubbing her genitalia in the mashed potatoes. Instead, she must go through the laborious process of scooping out mashed taters into her vag(ina) and then depositing them back in the bowl, introducing the possibility of mashed-taters-transmitted…

I'm a social worker currently advocating for amending my state's current mandated reporting laws. While many states have amended the laws to broaden the scope of who should be considered a mandated reporter, I genuinely believe the emphasis should be on proper training and support for reporters. So many reporters that…

haha, I like that! I like to say I USED to be gay, but now I'm in a loving heterosexual marriage since I transgendered a few years back. See? All fixed!

Based on my Juris Dicktore, I can say with assurance that if two people with the same gizmos are naked in a room together, that makes it gay. More than two, it increases, to very gay, super gay, totally gay, etc.

Married people don't have sex anyway...

people shouldn't have to grow up not having the language to understand who they or other people are.

"Police officials say the law is vital in helping them catch people breaking the law in the act."
Oh, well in that case they should also require all of the undercover vice officers that are posing as prostitutes (both male and female) to have actual sex with the 'johns' they are trying to bust. Because they really need…

Hello! I voted GHB because a friend and I did GBL a bunch of times a couple years ago, and we always had a lovely time. If you don't take enough to knock yourself out (which we never did), it's really fun. I know it's not very widely known as a recreational drug, but there are definitely people out there who are doing…

E vs meth! The great thing about e is that you usually get both.

i can just imagine my former adderall-addicted college self railing a couple lines and voting for it until closing time tomorrow

So basically, Americans can't even figure out how to be properly racist to the people they're actually racist against. Awesome.

44 yr old woman here. I say "cum". Orgasm too. Whatever fits the mood at the time.

While many women feel fine about engaging in casual sex, according to one study, many felt disrespected or cheated by the behavior of their partner the morning after, which impacted upon satisfaction levels, even when there was no desire for the one-night stand to lead to a relationship.

GIVING A DAMN. I don't know about you guys, but that is the sexiest thing a partner can do for me. I can orgasm like a boss when I masturbate, but with partners I always take awhile—the first couple of times I'm with someone, it usually doesn't happen. After a few romps, though, if they give me oral for a good long…

I sincerely doubt that they didn't understand what they were signing off on. I suspect the problem is the perception that "good" women wouldn't need those types of nasty abortion services anyways, so why cover them.

WE ARE I SWEAR. Whoever made this poster needs to be abandoned in a remote area of Nunavut (sorry Nunavut) with Justin Beiber and no maple syrup. Or doomed never to win when they roll up the rim. Or denied tortiere at a sugaring off.

Why is Boys randomly capitalized?

This article mainly made me wish we didn't build sex up into this huge monumental THING. I wish we could treat it more like, I don't know, skiing. There are some risks you need to be aware of, some people start when they're young, other people don't try it until they're older, and there's nothing wrong with you if you…