I would have stuck my fingers in my vagina and painted fuck you with period blood on the wall, but I'm an animal. Read more
I would have stuck my fingers in my vagina and painted fuck you with period blood on the wall, but I'm an animal. Read more
Atheism should be the default belief system installed on every new child unit. Read more
In 1970, George Lucas needed dozens of actors with shaved heads for his sci-fi dystopian movie THX 1138. He had…
This is unfair to your mother because the laws of angles prevent her from rubbing her genitalia in the mashed potatoes. Instead, she must go through the laborious process of scooping out mashed taters into her vag(ina) and then depositing them back in the bowl, introducing the possibility of mashed-taters-transmitted… Read more
I'm going with the theory that they were all dead from toxic fumes from a fire in the cargo hold or electrical system. Read more
I'm a social worker currently advocating for amending my state's current mandated reporting laws. While many states have amended the laws to broaden the scope of who should be considered a mandated reporter, I genuinely believe the emphasis should be on proper training and support for reporters. So many reporters that… Read more
haha, I like that! I like to say I USED to be gay, but now I'm in a loving heterosexual marriage since I transgendered a few years back. See? All fixed! Read more
Based on my Juris Dicktore, I can say with assurance that if two people with the same gizmos are naked in a room together, that makes it gay. More than two, it increases, to very gay, super gay, totally gay, etc. Read more
Married people don't have sex anyway... Read more
people shouldn't have to grow up not having the language to understand who they or other people are. Read more
"Police officials say the law is vital in helping them catch people breaking the law in the act."
Oh, well in that case they should also require all of the undercover vice officers that are posing as prostitutes (both male and female) to have actual sex with the 'johns' they are trying to bust. Because they really need… Read more
Hello! I voted GHB because a friend and I did GBL a bunch of times a couple years ago, and we always had a lovely time. If you don't take enough to knock yourself out (which we never did), it's really fun. I know it's not very widely known as a recreational drug, but there are definitely people out there who are doing… Read more
E vs meth! The great thing about e is that you usually get both. Read more
i can just imagine my former adderall-addicted college self railing a couple lines and voting for it until closing time tomorrow Read more
So basically, Americans can't even figure out how to be properly racist to the people they're actually racist against. Awesome. Read more
44 yr old woman here. I say "cum". Orgasm too. Whatever fits the mood at the time. Read more
GIVING A DAMN. I don't know about you guys, but that is the sexiest thing a partner can do for me. I can orgasm like a boss when I masturbate, but with partners I always take awhile—the first couple of times I'm with someone, it usually doesn't happen. After a few romps, though, if they give me oral for a good long… Read more
I sincerely doubt that they didn't understand what they were signing off on. I suspect the problem is the perception that "good" women wouldn't need those types of nasty abortion services anyways, so why cover them. Read more
WE ARE I SWEAR. Whoever made this poster needs to be abandoned in a remote area of Nunavut (sorry Nunavut) with Justin Beiber and no maple syrup. Or doomed never to win when they roll up the rim. Or denied tortiere at a sugaring off. Read more