I dunno, (wo)man... I get dizzy every time I gotta switch from knit to purl. And don't even get me started on my special teams work of tucking the tails in... Things turn into a bloody mess right quick... It's such a confusing headache.

It's amazing how much weddings bring out the snottiness in people, from all angles. If you elope, you're selfish, but if you spend money on a wedding, you're a stupid piece of shit. If you have a wedding without spending a fuckton of money, then you're not properly accommodating your guests, and you may as well have…

That is considered "strewn with drugs"? Some weed and codeine? And a few bongs/hookahs? Man, in my opinion that's not exactly anything close to 'strewn' with drugs. Maybe that says something about the people I've been around :-p

[WHISTLE BLOWS] FLAG ON THE PLAY FOR BLATANT SEXISM. 15-YARD PENALTY.

It is a concern when housing costs too much. When food or health care costs too much. Weddings cost as much as they do because people are willing to pay. I say willing because wedding expenses (minus the marriage license) are optional.

"Isn't she the one who's pregnant? He couldn't be on top for a few months?"

Buro also wrote:

As a Millennial, I can't believe Boomers and former Flower Children are such judgmental assholes.

"What if we cared about those living in poverty as much as we care about celebrities?"

How could they make it all the way to the end? Gay porn is so hot you only need a few minutes!

As a thin-ish girl with a pooch, I smiled ear to ear when I saw this photo. It made me feel GREAT to see it. Well done Aerie. I think I'm gonna show my support with my wallet and buy a bra!

This is great. I hope they are super successful and it starts a trend with other brands. And guess what? These women look so much sexier than any Victoria's Secret ad.

DAT ASS.

Aerie, American Eagle's lingerie brand, has released its new (and well-timed) ad campaign starring unretouched models. Even better, the brand declares that there will be "no more retouching our girls and no more supermodels." Nicely done.

I'll never understand why anyone wanted to have sex with Eddie Cibriani, but apparently there was/is? a queue.

I wish, for a site that regularly discusses the way photos are done in fashion magazines (and such) that Jezebel would employ someone with a photography background to report on it.Or graphic design background...whatever. someone who doesn't call all processing "Photoshopping" and knows what a speed light is.

True story from a dark-skinned Black woman with Black hair: this has actually happened to me several times. I'll be at a friend's wedding or party or wherever. A friend will say, "picture time!" and I'll gather with friends to be photographed, usually, in these instances, with all non-Black friends. Pics will be…

Holy crap it's a rarity though, they ADDED the background arm!

• Dodge & Burn, $10,000 for a decent photograph of anything

I love her face so much. She's a bad ass bitch.