Is it really a choice when you're brainwashed by religion from the moment you're born? Most of these women do it because they think it's what they're supposed to do.

Douchebags should be limited to zero wives at a time.

So the shark scared the ability to perform a convincing South African accent right out of him?

Come on, I'd at least expect them to buy her a pegasus or unicorn.

Of all of the comments thus far, no one has commented on 26 FEET?!

I would rather just not eat cheese than eat low-fat cheese. And I eat more cheese than a cartoon mouse.

I wear some of the finest perfumes in the world and I fear wearing more than a drop or two will be too much for those around me. Fragrance is meant to be personal and people who are not in your personal space shouldn't smell it.

"I'll have what she's having..."

The post neglects to mention that she was left alone for 26 minutes.

"I don't like being watched," says the woman who posts pictures of her ass on Instagram.

Have you followed them to see where they go? Honestly curious. If so, I think you have too much time on your hands.

The statement about her daughter "doing her own thing" baffles me. That kid's a toddler, right? That statement might make sense about a teenage daughter, but not a toddler for Chrissakes.

Everyone thinks that her not knowing what feminism is is hilarious or something, but am I the only one who finds it legit sad and depressing? One of my close childhood friends who grew up uber religious thought the same thing — that "feminist" meant "feminine". That ain't right.

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Does the wife have to pass the 'Moose Test?'

When I was Christmas shopping, it looked like Kohl's set up a shrine to them in the men's gifts section. Seriously, I was expecting to see acolytes standing around handing out their version of the Gideon Bibles.

Coincidentally, that's the same face his boy/girlfriend need to make when getting busy.

NEVER has this been more appropriate.

I can feel the self esteem of many men deflating as we speak.

That person is eating with a pregnancy test. I'm certain.