my grandfather married my grandmother when he was 32 and she was 13-14. she hadn't even completed the fourth grade and had 6 babies by the time she was in her late 20s. it makes me sick that most of my family overlooks the fact that we all come from this sad relationship. it was rape. she never even called him by his…

What the living fuck??

Right? I'd totally use Tinder, if it came with a feature like "10 other women have rated this man 'not a creep or criminal'".

If instead of "fundamentally not wired for hooking up" he had said "generally conditioned by social pressures to seek relationships and not casual sexual encounters" I don't think there'd be as much bewilderment.

Can we institute a ban on people who don't have a PHD and several peer-reviewed published works in the field of genetics using any phrase along the lines of "X is/isn't wired that way"?

His team did a shitty job of promoting it. Guess they're sick and tired of him too.

Kim and Kanye are just trolling us, right?

What a brave person.

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IT'S CALLED BOXING DAY. If Canada has to start participating in Black Friday, you guys could at least keep the name that already exists for that holiday.

Thank you for your sacrifice. And this Christmas, remember its true meaning—that Obama wants to take away all your guns and shoot Baby Jesus with them.

I don't know about the USA, but in Canada, Boxing Day is truly the worst day to work in retail. When I was 17 I worked at a clothing store on Boxing Day and my manager said that anyone who was unavailable that day would be fired. Random people who had nothing better to do that day were also allowed to come in and work…

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Hey, Utah. Do you remember how you guys got the okay to become a state? Was it maybe by changing your definition of marriage? It was! Get over yourselves and accept that marriage is a word which has never been static in definition. They want you to change the definition of marriage in your state? Well, since you had…

I'm a family law attorney and, in my experience, I can report that men often remarry REALLY quickly - I suspect because they don't really know how to be alone after marriage - whereas women don't remarry nearly as often or as quickly.

Sorry to be all Debbie Downer but the first thing that came to mind was, "Wow, sex must be pretty boring for you now."

He's doing us?! Where does the line-up start?!!!!!!

I've placed reservations at restaurants under the name "Mr. Ofnazareth, party of 13". Yes, really.