Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

he went on a little tangent about how, actually, it was not a scuffle

We’re already at 84 months no interest. Not sure where to go from here. Car mortgage?

He’s a member of the “no shit, Sherlock” school of economics.

Especially for someone who works with Cox.

“Charlie Chesbrough, senior economist for Cox Automotive, told AutoNews that he has a working hypothesis. Mainly, it costs more to buy a car these days, and it’s tough to borrow the money to do it. It’s pretty tough to sell to a market that doesn’t have the means to buy.”

“Child, if a tree falls in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, does it make a sound?”
“What’s a ‘tree’ or ‘woods’ grandpa?”
“Fine, if a San Diego internet radio show is shut down in mid-stream and no one’s around to hear, does it matter?”
“What’s ‘San Diego’ Grandpa?”
“Okay....you know the Arizona bay?”

Preparing for…

My old man used to playfully chide my neighbor for buying scratchies. Used to always say, “The lottery is a tax on people bad at math!”

Cleveland Browns: Christ on a cracker. Terrible, terrible. You hate to see it.

“Son” has been a verb since long before I ever used it that way!

Not only is this the most shocking moment of Snooker I have ever seen, it is also the only moment of Snooker I have ever seen.

I hope someone rappels you in the mouth

So they were alpinned to the mountain?

To steal and paraphrase an oft-used line from a blog about home repair and historical restoration I like to read, it’s not good because it’s old, but it’s as old as it is, because it’s good.

You dumb fucker. I live 45 minutes outside of Boston. One doesn't have to live in Toronto to know the Bruins and their fans are ass.

Fighting is part of the game.

I use denture tabs to clean mine every day, which is necessary because they are truly disgusting after a night of being repeatedly coated with slimey saliva.

It is a benign tumor on the vestibulocochlear nerve, it deals with hearing and balance. It never spreads and, although it involves cutting into her skull, it is a fairly straightforward surgery (depending on where the neuroma actually is on the nerve) with a low complication rate.

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