C.B. Phone Home.
I vote as if I’m a receptionist at an ER waiting room and the level of restraint I would need to not burst out laughing while have announcing to one of these names (without seeing beforehand) with a room full of people that are obviously in some sort of trauma. Anything to get you through the day!
Evidently the honeymoon suite treated you guys well!
I had a tick once on my scalp when I was 9. Folks took me to the E.R. The nurse proceeded to take a bunsen burner to a q-tip and then proceeded to scorch that tick outta my head. By they way, the scar is still there as a 40 year old. This was in New Jersey and I still dream about that hot nurse.