“Oh My Goodness!! Three seconds left!!”

I’m going to tweet “bee stuff burden” every hour on the hour now

Yes. I have had plenty of successful, employee-free self checkout experiences. The few that I do need someone for I know I will now (ex: buying spray paint at Home Depot, because of ID checks). I did retail cashiering for awhile, I know how to bag my shit and get out.

BUT, I want to start a rule: If you are at a store…

That joke came up short.

The words ‘courage’ and ‘toughness’ and ‘guts’ are thrown around routinely in pro sports, but all those apply in spades to Lindsey Vonn and her co-competitors. The unbelievable speeds they generate on skis on seemingly vertical surfaces and slopes of ice has to be witnessed to be comprehended.

“I’m not a baseball fan and don’t follow the sport”

That fuckface kid is one Huey Lewis and the News rant away from full Patrick Bateman. What the ever loving fuck is wrong with people? I think our time on this planet is done. 

at first I was like “ok these kids are  being obnoxious but they’re all stupid 15 year old boys so that’s part of it” and then the kid with his stupid grin entered and ugh it makes me uncomfortable just WATCHING IT, he’s so close and so smarmy 

I’m hoping “covington high school” becomes a black mark on all college and job applications. 

I want to punch his smug little face. He, his family and everyone he knows have never done anything great and will never do anything great. They are the definition of mediocre.

It takes an impressive level of stupidity to shout “Build the Wall” at an Indigenous People’s March...

No. Just the standard asshat being egged on by the crowd. 

They are rightly getting the public outcry and outrage they deserve. I’ve been following this on Twitter and wrote to both the school and the Covington Diocese. These kids didn’t just spontaneously become racists though. All those hats and t-shirts were likely purchased by their parents. I’d love to know how they’re…

This is the greatest comment ever 

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

Talk about dedication to his players, he went out and got CTE to show his solidarity

This is probably just God’s way of reminding us that Brian Kelly sent a kid up on a scissor lift in 50 mph winds and got him killed.

Peters should’ve been smarter but I never understood grown ass men heckling other grown ass men. I’d love to go over to that heckler’s office while he’s at his cubicle crunching those accounting numbers and just let him know that he can’t add numbers for shit.

Are you the guy who keeps making all those elaborate requests for Excel exports?  You’re getting csv now. Figure it out for yourself!

But c’mon man, pivot tables are mad easy, yo!