Boston fans, please don't ever change. You're a treasure.

You could have picked any kinja handle but you went with the title of my 3 year old daughter’s favorite book. 

It's week 14.

A brief summary of the text conversation I (a Dolphins fan) had with my sister (a Patriots fan) after the game ended.

The Who, Woodstock

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

“Pats are always thielen calls at home.”

Thielen: That’s bullcrap!

Yeah I prefer the franchise that kept a guy who shot a person in the face in the roster, until he murders and dumps his friends body

I was so tickled by this animal that I said out loud in an Australian accent, “Awwwwwww, what’s up Knickers?” and now HR wants to speak with me.

The irony here is that in the supposedly anti-parity MLB, nearly half (14) the teams in the sport have made it to the World Series just in the past decade (including low-payroll teams from Tampa Bay, Cleveland, Kansas City, and elsewhere) and 23 of 30 teams have made the playoffs in the past 5 years, despite there…

Ewing continued, “I mean balls, er, nads, sorry, twig berries. What I’m trying to say is he took out both testicles and revealed them to everyone while cupping them with his hands and playing well. No no, he played basketball well, not with the testicle balls well, which he did do, but that’s not what I meant. Hey,…

Because, like the rest of America, he hates Tom Brady.

He was fired for the same reason that most coaches are fired in most sports - he doesn’t have enough good players. He sometimes resisted playing younger guys and some players have flourished after being traded away when Quenneville had buried them at the end of the bench but that happens everywhere. He wasn’t perfect,…

This was actually an ad for their new sitcom, “Triumph of the Will and Grace.”

“...and let me add that when you see a hole, you hit it.”

“As a former Jet QB, let me tell you, if there’s grass on the field, you have to play ball.”

He went on to say that it was “like the L.A. Lakers down there.”

If you notice they were climbing out of the stadium bowl backwards which is a takeoff profile (Cat A) used in confined areas sometimes to allow you to return to the point of takeoff in the event of an engine failure or other emergency.

It is entirely possible all of this is a blip, that the Jaguars offense will return to being merely mediocre, and that’ll be enough for another deep playoff run.