LaVar Ball and Kris Jenner should get married to form the Brady Bunch of leech parents and superfluous siblings.

This is a valid point right here...I’ve tasted some fucked up burgers...but there’s actually a little bit of charm to a fucked up hotdog and often I find myself walking up to the grill at some softball game or whatever, looking at the disaster of hotdogs ranging from covered in frost to broken in half and that lay…

Have you actually read the post, you clown?

Oh, absolutely. I am hating him intensely as I sit here.

Am i still allowed to hate Curt Schilling?

Jay Peterman, world famous seller of clothes and the best the Jets could scrape together to play QB. They were also going to make history by bringing in Elaine Benes to play wide receiver but she refused to take off an Orioles hat to put on the helmet so they had to cut her.

Considering that everybody on that Super Bowl team is living out a Final Destination movie, he’s probably happy to be above ground.

Great idea, it’s a retirement bonus he can give himself. I tend to doubt many equiptment managers are asked to sign a non-disclosure agreements. Then again, nowadays maybe they are.

Thanks for the silver lining. Now I’m hoping.

Dan Gilbert has posted the following letter on the team’s website:

Go fuck yourself with having to jump in with your ‘it’s all the same on both sides’ bullshit. One group has a history of slavery, endemic and systemic racism, and a system designed to work against them. The other is mad they can’t be racist anymore. In case you missed it, go fuck yourself.

“I am a dolphin.”

“Can you use it in a sentence?”

Or you could rent Rocky III and fast-forward to Thunderlips...

To boost sales, promoters say that, immediately following the fight, Mayweather will face McGregor in a spelling bee.

It was under our command, we supplied you with the food and material, and we saved your asses from Montgomery fucking everything up.

I was in the office on Tuesday and got to meet Jason Torchinsky for the first time IRL. When I was done totally fangirling out, we had a, like, 45-minute conversation about WD-40.

Kris Bryant Leaves Game After Hurting His Hand On A Slide

I’m an idiot and cannot figure how to post a video.

Dave Grohl performs “Band on the Run” at the White House.