“I am sorry, the word we were looking for was Naggers....Naggers.”

Power move to copy and paste your shitty tweet here.

I’m 53. My grandfather was barely a year old when the Cubs last won the World Series.

It’s not about punishing, it’s about salary cap. If you want to be mad, be mad at Bettman who is seemingly incapable of growing the sport and adding revenue.

At least two more Red Wings Stanley Cups bolstered by their $100million+ payroll.

Live by the sword (ie. accumulate an ungodly amount of talent through the entry draft, which exists because the NHL likes to “punish its successful franchises”), die by the sword..

(Seriously, what does the last decade of the NHL look like if the Penguins had found a way to keep him?)

Husky and Starch

The Pit did nothing wrong!

St. Louis, so you are right!

Did anyone try grabbing him by the pussy?

They said Ivorian-Scot, not Rwandan-Scot.

That’s just superb, may I buy you a cocktail? +1

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

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Question possibly more appropriate for a Magary mailbag: Is there a dumber set of North American sports professionals (I really can’t use the term “athletes” here) than NASCAR drivers?

Richie Havens covers “Here Comes the Sun”.

RIP, Gene Wilder.