Bounce.

Thanks for the rules but I want to get on the fast track so who's dick does one need to suck?

And the media is complicit in this also. All the people who showed up at Ted Bundy's ranch with guns blazing were called "supporters" and the protestors in Ferguson were referred to as an "angry mob" on Saturday, 24 whole hours before any kind of looting started. Sometimes it all just seems so hopeless, and feels like…

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

1. Phil has a right to be pissed. This isn't Sunday afternoon at the muni. You don't start making shit up on the 72nd hole of a major just to get it done. It was probably Rory's idea anyway and I don't blame him, but it's fucking golf. We all know how much golf loves its rules. I was rooting for karma to put his…

Lord, today I ask that you bathe those who live in pain in the river of your healing. I'd let you use my bathtub, but it's still covered in yellow tape from that time I shot my girlfriend in the chest.

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

CANADA, FUCK YEAH! EAT A DICK, KUWAIT! WE'RE COMING FOR YOU NEXT, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES!

"You complete me."

Conditions Of Sale Stipulations:

6:55. Still. No. Ribs.

It's like Hunter couldn't believe both of his i's.

Hey gang, let's play Make Your Own Unfunny Sexual Innuendo Headline!

The problem with the people that keep pointing out Lueke's history is that it ignores the possibility for redemption despite a checkered past. People make mistakes and they grow as a result of it. Yes, it's an ugly truth. Nobody is going to deny it. But the fact remains: many people have gone on from being members of…

I told him not to go out of his house, but the stubborn bastard just had to be Doug: exiter.

I got a picture for ya.

It'll end when a school deems you worthy of paying them 40,000 dollars for a piece of paper that most employers will look at with the same disdain as they would a tattered piece of toilet paper. Then you gotta pay BIG TP all your loans back or they'll ruin your credit.

Avila, where this attack happened, is pretty much our most exclusive community. A-Rod, Jeter, Michael Jordan, they all had homes there. That doesn't mean the place is staid, or safe, or normal. I dated a beverage cart girl at the country club in Avila for awhile, until she left me for Jeter (I think). She told some…