Hey. Twitter. Go do it yourself and see what happens!

Field Trip stories...get on it Drew. We all got em'. I won't post mine until you ask for stories from the masses.

Have to say...She's gotta nice mullet.

#can't recall

At least his wife got that huge ROCK on her finger out of it. SMDH

Well, you're not gray when I'm looking at this post. So, am I in the gray too? This shit is complicated, MAN!

How were you in the gray? I swear I saw a post from you the other day?

Sure. I'm all for it. The guy seems like he's intuitive enough to learn and athletic as all hell. Emery get on the horn.

The word around town is that it was a "learning experience" for Teddy. I could make a funny joke about "learning experiences" for young, inexperienced people. I won't.

So is it only hip-hop?

Wife: Where are you?

Those prosecutor's are on the HUNT. Lot's o money to be had. Have a good night.

Hey, Emily. It's mind blowing. I'd like to see what the court's will have to say about this? There have to be restrictions on social media responses for legal issues like this. Thoughts?

Orgy. Uncle. Credit Card.

How does this guy's lawyer allow him to tweet? Or did his lawyer approve of this?

It's pretty clear they are vying for who's going to be the next mascot for Dunk-a-roos.

Yeah, I'm a Trojan

I'm pretty sure Budweiser is calling her right now. Sponsor. And Asia for the upskirt.

I don't know. The optimist in me thinks those two are friend's till the end and they'll randomly meet up with Jim Breuer on the way home and get stoned as fuck.

I wish the guy could've at least answered the cop "2" when asked how many drinks he'd consumed that night.