Is there audio of the Ump's reaction? Or of when the ball hit's the balls? I'm sadistic. This GIF is too good.

Give us this day, your daily braille.

Michael Phelps is really jealous right now.

Tough to say where that kid is looking...but, he's got some smart coaches/dad/mom to teach him like that. Always watch the pitcher warming up kid! IF not, do it live! Keep on, keeping on! Baseball rules!

Drew? Where are you? You must be drinking Snow. I get it. Sleep until next Thursday. Muah!

The Brown Noise was present at the beginning...middle....and end.

Hey Ladies....give me a call....

I'm not going to do that. But, that fastball was pretty much in the DEAD center of the plate. At that point of the game....no pitcher that cares would throw at pitch like that.

Meatball, right up the middle on the first pitch. At least the the first baseman feigned a dive. Ken Burns should just add another DVD to his series of Jeter's final season.

The details surrounding the arrest are scant, and it is not immediately clear what Taylor (who is Swedish and went to college at Vanderbilt) was doing in Michigan or who he is charged with assaulting.

/Dying

I love the lone Waldo just nonchalantly leaning on the moving walkway going the complete opposite direction of the brawl at the end of the video. Starts at 1:18.

Kinda like a safety net....hey bro...might need you on stage type of thing? Nice tribute. I have "Grace".... "Hallelujah" is fucking beautiful. Thanks for all your contributions on DUAN.

+1 you clever bastard.

Most people might recognize his song "Last Goodbye" from the movie Vanilla Sky. Dude could bring it. His Pop's, Tim, wasn't too shabby either.

"If we have to find energy from outside sources to start games quick, then we've got to do it."

I'm bringing two over. Can't guarantee either will still be there upon my arrival.

+1 pierogi

Wasn't being serious? You better be serious. Free. Pizza. I just ordered pizza and I fucking hate myself for paying what I just paid for it.

This is so awesome. Way to go alynch345...