The music’s good!

The band sucks.

No, it’s the stuff you spray on tyrannosaurs so they stay out of your garden.

gotta use caulk to Phil McCracken

The dollar store does this sometimes and I figure it must be to save on the heating from people going inside to take things.

My first thought was Maleficent

I’m watching Lower Decks the same way I watched Picard and Disco s1's - their free month coupons work on accounts that have used free months before. TURKEY gets you a month right now!

it keeps making me think of Kid Icarus Uprising

When my bike was stolen a few years back I had to go to the cop shop and talk to a cop who exuded the “two weeks from retirement” vibe. Dude looked like his last physical exam was in 1996. Definitely did not have a couple of detectives show up at my door and pull notepads out to jot notes down.

How do you crane the motor in and out of the ship? It looks like they’re building some sort of forklift-kinda contraption that can move horizontally to slide in and out.

Carrying baggage was like, half the point of Death Stranding I think

Trump’s campaign emailed me today taking credit for saving “countless lives” because of his effort to get a vaccine before the end of the year.

Maybe he could have used his giant balls to block the spill, because it takes them to try and claim that his reaction is saving lives.

Is this just a Mandala effect thing because I totally remember this plot already happening

Well, yeah, but that’s 10m vs 210m people.

I’ve been a 1-semester-left dropout for more than 6 years, out of my state’s biggest public university. I want to finish my degree, but I can’t get more loans. I don’t foresee a future where I can ever afford the hundreds of dollars a month they want if I don’t get my degree. Even if I had my degree, I’d still be…

They gave it a third season renewal in July, before the second season even came out.

It’s doing quite well for Amazon.

Wasn’t BRB a statue of a past champion in Ragnarok?

If only she had worn sleeves.

if only they had made the cart bigger so I could put my purse inside of it!

I’m guessing the “accessories” cost about as much as an Apple-branded accessory.

Jennings is totally a household name.

Cameron Poe Dameron

there are SO many before-and-afters that Wheel of Fortune seems to skip