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ooh I just got one telling me my SSN was involved with fraud and was deactivated and to call them to reactivate. Like it’s an account number, not an identity number.

when I went to Mizzou they were building the new student center with a restaurant dedicated to the dude, and the old tavern he used to hang out at. There’s a statue of Beetle Bailey outside and everything

my class and the one below it didn’t have our 10ths in 2017-2018 because there weren’t enough ticket sales to put down a deposit anywhere.

I’m pretty sure I read at one point that they were all evil-possessed so I’m guessing that’s what the photo’s from

I don’t think they’re the teemo titans

I don’t remember that episode of Community

But why would a super terrorist want to encourage more super heroes? Usually you want less people that can stop you.

I literally had Rambo action figures.

you know it’s for a road trip because you got a decorative sign that says “road trip”.

I mean, there’s such a thing as people that aren’t racist to their co-workers simply because they’re peers, or because they’ve “made it” and become acceptable. I think it was much more of a thing where she likes to unleash and rage, and is able to exploit her position to get away with it.

I think a timely analogue…

I wanna know if their elevator is 10-minutes slow and that’s why they think that young people have time on an elevator to watch a Quibi.

I mean, I doubt you’d do it on an open road.

Didn’t Mythbusters do a drinking and driving test with cones on a tarmac?

and then eat, and buy gas, and maybe stop in a shop...

sometimes all tourism takes is a little push.

in a pro-Trump zone! It’s like how school zones double your drug fines.

If they were calling from prison phones there would be records, so I don’t think that’s something they would lie about.

Right. My 1 share of Nintendo stock has been doing quite nicely (I own it as a novelty thing because I got some credit towards buying a stock once).

I think the venn diagram of “people who want a translation of the original Fire Emblem” and “people that don’t own Switches” does not exist, most likely.

That’s a much better reward rate than I get on the app I use for receipts, where I’ve still yet to hit the 10 dollar threshold after 3+ months of usage (it loves to tell me that basically everything I buy, would have given me more points if I had gotten a different brand).

I am poor, and if scanning the grocery…

My store has a couple of Shipt workers that are in there as much as any full-time employee. They have a better idea where things are than anyone but management because they shop with every department (I work in produce and people come over to ask me questions about raw beef like yo I handle basically the opposite of…