I still don’t think I know anyone with Apple+. If I do, then none of them ever talk about anything that’s on it. This comment will look dumber if it turns out CODA is on some other platform but I seem to remember learning about it being on Apple+ last week. It’s called Apple+ right? Not Apple TV? Is that a different…

I’m a grocery cashier, and I’ll add “people that can’t even set their phone down or put it in a pocket long enough to unload their basket with 2 hands”.

Drivers today are used to operating a touch screen phone while driving. Making it bigger, sticking a proprietary OS on it, and building it into the dash? Genius!

They’re saving the “other magic person” for uh, the movie where she’s the villain that’s coming relatively soon.

My girlfriend likes when I gag on her dick.

I grew up on Indy and Star Wars, Wolf 3D was my first 3D game, and it was REALLY easy to see that the Empire was just space nazis.

Right, who is on his side besides his co-conspirator villains?

It’s amazing, they can just...give people money. That money doesn’t have to be “real”, it’s real enough for me to use to pay to keep a roof over my head!

I have family that make 150k a year and think they’re middle class because they own a small home. And pay cash for new cars, and vacation multiple weeks a year, and own season tickets to sporting events...no, you’re NOT in the same class as me.

I don’t remember the number but there’s a threshold under which everyone…

You’re saying that that thing would be a third bigger than it is on my screen? Egads!

I tried googling it for you, but it turns out that looking for a company that does human remain maceration is sorta tricky and probably got added to my file somewhere (though I like to think that the CIA is smart enough to tell that I just google everything to learn what it is because I’m weird)

Crazy! In America, Barrack is a former president.

I know a dude that’s punched a kangaroo, because the kangaroo came up and punched him first. This was in like, a grocery store parking lot. It’s a skill they’ve had bred into them (the humans, that is).

Colin Farrell

I’ve eaten food that supposedly causes cancer in California so my takeaway was that living in California is bad for your health.

I went to school with a Jennica whose parents couldn’t decide between Jennifer and Jessica.

This. What is it about James Bond that’s still so compelling? To me it’s always been “really silly movies about a sexist asshole” that aren’t very exciting, the action’s cheesy...am I just weird because I don’t identify with hunky womanizing badasses? I grew up being told I’m supposed to want to be James Bond or…

One time I got yelled at because I couldn’t sit up and stop throwing up in the waiting room after being brought in by ambulance and set out to wait for hours. I’m like “maybe I wouldn’t be passing out and falling and puking if you put me in a bed and treated me”

I think the idea is that she should be free to show her chest the same way men are, and it shouldn’t have to only be in agegated softcore porn? Like, breasts are only sexual because we...sexualize them. Maybe I’m not normal but just seeing a breast does not make me lose control and turn into a carnal creature so I…

allamaraine, count to four