Would you want to own a Chrysler EV? You’d have to literally pay me a shit ton of cash to get me to own a Chrysler EV. The brand is so antiquated at this point, pairing it with EV technology would be like buying a Westinghouse Electric & Manufacturing Corporation Smartphone.  Far better to bring in a “new” name with a…

I really, really hope he was playing himself, and that Loki-as-Odin hired him (or, more likely, abducted him) to perform in his play about himself. And that Thor sent Matt Damon back to Earth afterward, but not before telling Matt Damon that he (Thor) could easily beat up Jason Bourne.

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He usually puts out some good Mr. Oizo tracks with each movie so here’s hoping...

“Ah, Damn, Brad Marchand Actually Did A Frickin’ Cool Thing”

It’s wild that “running down the field with the football and not being tackled” is the most useless skillset in the NFL now.

Astronaut Ice Cream is the best thing ever.

I’m curious what the point of this article even is, other than perhaps for Michael to try out some new slang bigotry.  She denounces the alt-right but the headline still mocks her for being a pretty white blonde woman.  Almost like the author is judging her strictly by the color of her skin.  Hmmm, and here I thought…

but they do work in the context of a storytelling machine that throws improbability wrenches at you.

Any suggestions as to why Hager might have done this can be sent directly to me at jeromebettis24@aol.com.

*gyro

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.

Just goes to show you that the rules don’t apply to Rich guys.

“AOL Keyword:”

I’m not saying white Europeans of any stripe aren’t treated better institutionally and often individually than their PoC peers today, but you can go back in stages when Italian, Greek, Irish folks had their businesses burnt down, were kept out of positions of political power and were beaten or even killed by Klansmen t…

Dear Penthouse,

What you do for a brain is scary

sounds more like the prison needs to improve their IT security.  There’s no reason for the administrative computers to be on the same network as what the prisoners have access to.

I clicked this because I thought it was an article shitting on caramel.

Oh, damn. I misread that title, but if this town has such strong feelings about ice cream they’d probably be real asshats about caramel too.