Protip: create a specific not-true answer for the common security questions and commit it to memory. It doesn’t even have to be a valid answer. When it asks for mother’s maiden name, instead maybe use your first crush’s name or your favorite teacher’s name or something that you can remember, but wouldn’t be a valid…

Problem is that without a car I can’t go through the drive thru to pick up food

how many?

stonk tradin is heckin cool. such money. very finance

Stop, you’re suggesting caring for a life after it’s born! We’re only supposed to care about unborn fetuses, I thought.

The lyrics are easily singable and you don’t feel like you’re vastly inferior to the recording when you sing along.

I haven’t finished them all but “the rights of a person’s character’s likeness in an interactive modifiable digital work” seems like a sidequest from the game itself. Or a Star Trek episode.

My mom’s cable login has done wonders for me not having ever had cable of my own as an adult.

I’d say “or Punisher” but he’s already been co-opted.

His great-grandpa is named Armand Hammer, and he bought a seat on Arm & Hammer’s board because he was tired of being asked about the company.

I’d guess that stuff like Overwatch, because of Blizzcon, probably has some connection to pro cosplayers as far as getting them dimensions and color specs for costumes.

I’ve not picked up one legendary item that was better than the mid-tier gear I have on, because the game balance is so broken that I’ve gotten some really high-end drops too early. Like, my bullets would be doing NO damage so I switch to melee where I can drop even the toughest enemies I’ve encountered in 2-3 hits.

We had that, but then if your account was out the lunch lady would take your tray and hand you a saran-wrapped cheese sandwich with a stick of celery and a dipping cup of peanut butter. I don’t think any kid ever ate them because they were so sad and ashamed of having their hot food literally taken from their hands.

Worked at a theater that had full-service auditoriums where you could press a button to get service. Everyone tipped horrible and the waitstaff said that they’re bigger assholes than at a restaurant. Like people would full-voice yell complaints at the staff, and then go “shh I’m watching my movie” to their responses.

Oh…

Best part about working at a theater was the free soda.

It was all planned. They knew precisely what kids they wanted. Charlie was always supposed to win.

Still chuffed that CBS is the only network to make me pay for an app so I can stream football games with my cable login.

Clearly we just need to get NYT subscriptions for all our kids to read instead.

“That was just through contacts,” Waititi told RadioTimes.com of how he pulled off the hilarious casting coup.