*shoves head through butcher display glass*

Biden once said that he thinks that disruption protests such as sit-ins of administration offices are not a good way to bring change about, that change from politics must come from within. Pretty sure this was when he was trying to get in to politics even, so really all you can say about the guy is that he knows how…

Was that Joe Biden?

He apparently rolled up in convertibles he’d borrow from his dad’s dealership every weekend at his college that didn’t allow cars, which made him THE SHIT.

So you answer it because they’re 10 and move on. You’re getting paid (LOTS) to sit on a stage and answer questions from fans for an hour. Suck it up and be happy that you have such an easy job that probably netted you an average person’s pay for 6 months.

Coral.

Do you actually read AV Club? That’s pretty normal writing in articles in these here parts.

I like to make what I wish I looked like, because it’s a fantasy right?

That makes...all of us.

you shoulda said 69 dollars

Ellen Page!

AFAIK most Domino’s still offer anchovies but it’s up to the franchise/manager. Both my past stores ordered some about once a year (so like 8 cans a year and half would get tossed). I think the only time people ordered them was to see what it was like.

Tyson’s design is distinct and recognizable, much like a trademark. That’s why the joke was written.

Give someone that’s not Orton this same set of tattoos and no one is going to say “hey you have Randy Orton’s tattoos!” They’re basically a big smear of designs that are visually indistinct while he’s performing. Very…

My grocery store pays an employee to sit at the door on their phone supposedly counting people entering and exiting.

My job is paying someone to push a cart around and clean surfaces. Mostly the rails at the bottom of display cases, because there’s not much to touch that isn’t product itself.

It’s mostly all…

Is that like a Gun Karen?

As a produce clerk,

I wish I got payed by effort. I personally lifted and moved over 500 pounds of produce today. I get about a dollar every 10 pounds?

My neighbor had a Trojan fail on him and his girlfriend. They sent him a gift card with a note saying sorry but here’s something to buy some baby clothes with

I got spicy last night.

My BK has 8 piece spicy or regular nuggets for a dollar right now.

Of course they’re tiny as hell, and last night they managed to give me 7 spicy and 1 regular.

Metroid done Mandalorian-style would even work. Samus is a bounty hunter, after all...

I didn’t even know that Titans had done a second season, no one I know seemed to care about it when it came out.