It was destined to be.

I know it’s crazy, but follow me here: some people hate other people because of the color of their skin.

Same here. I’ve re-watched a lot of comedies from that era but The Office is one that I definitely felt towards the end I was only watching because of what it used to be, and now that I’ve seen it all that’s good enough.

Same reason that some game reviewers only give good reviews - you get cut off from advertising and interviewees when you don’t play nice.

I mean, a lot of anti-maskers have said that people die, it’s no big deal, that’s how life goes. I blame this cavalier attitude on religion - believing there’s an awesome afterlife and you’re definitely getting in makes it a lot easier to justify death.

As a loyal Nintendo fan when I was a kid (probably 2002-3ish) I emailed Nintendo once about a stand at my mall outside of the GameStop that was selling bootleg N64s and by the next time I went to the mall the stand was gone. They squash this stuff as much as they can but it pops up faster and wider than they can…

“My obedience is not unconditional, nor is it something that I’m just obliged to give.”

What, you never got detention for refusing to stand for the pledge of allegiance? Or colluded against having a fair shot as a starting NFL QB?

Traffic articles are on Jalopnik.

See, that doesn’t really “feel” like a licensed game. Like I’d call a licensed game different from a game that has a license. Madden has a license but it’s not a licensed game. I think my criteria is more like, is it a direct tie-in to a movie/TV show intended to cross-promote both? And those seem to be on the…

I can’t close the tab, because there’s another video playing that I wanted to play! So I have to exit full-screen, and pause the other video.

Starts video. Hmm there’s something else playing. Oh right, your parent company is forcing auto-play videos on us. This time, of a part of a game I’d rather not have spoiled for me!

“The camera can bug out in places, animations don’t always look great and combat isn’t fun at all.”

Sounds exactly like a licensed game to me.

You know what’s weird? I’m sitting here trying to think of the best licensed game and every one I can think of I don’t really consider a licensed game. I’m not looking for…

People in dream houses shouldn’t...throw...damnit, there’s a joke somewhere here.

In what world does a theater usher make 27k? That’s like 60 hours a week at minimum wage.

Um, St. Louis voted 79-18% for Hillary and the county 55-39. Blame the vast swaths of the midwest and plains that are Cardinals fans because back in the old timey radio days the games were broadcast on clear channel 1120AM that carried as far as the Rockies.

I worked for a chain and they made us earn vouchers for free movies. I think it was 1 per 12 hours worked. Brought my parents up to see Mama Mia 2 and I had to convince my guy at the box to let them all in.

I know all the outtakes from Super Troopers 2's credits by heart and once a woman that didn’t want to sit through…

Some states allow you to buy it at the grocery store.

o.O I have never seen a walk-up window at any fast food place besides Rally’s.

I feel you on the bike/motorcycle thing. I think their thought is that no one is going to jump off their cycle and through the window to steal cash, but they might with a bike.

It reminds me of how stores make me stash my backpack at the counter, but giant purses are perfectly fine and probably easier to slip something…

Also fun was that our theater didn’t like us to roll in extra trash cans towards the front or to stand there with them. I stood there with a can at the end of the movie (like up the ramp, not by the door) because I had to hold the bag up (they were too big for the cans but weren’t big enough to stay up by themselves)…