Theater usher SUCKS. What that title actually is is “underprepared overworked janitor”. You think you’d actually watch a ton of movies, but it’s really people looking you in the eye before they dump their trash on the ground and smile at you. True story. Also my theater was 2 wings and they didn’t like us splitting up…

The rest of the lyrics, where he’s overly protective and jealous.

And then later on the album where they’ve broken up and in Rivers’ own words is “the same asshole wondering why she’s gone” with the answer being that he didn’t want her to have any life if he’s not in the same room, basically.

I think those kids in the top stock photo already got into the candy.

People in large have a disconnect with how most things come about.

Not production, but today in class we talked about the death penalty and how support for it declines relative to how informed people are about the process and system, costs, mandatory appeals, etc. I likened it to when people turn vegetarian once they…

Weezer:

Dolphins are mammals, not fish.

Looking at the header image and did they really give out TACKLE CANCER sleeves to attractive women and white dudes in Dolphins hawaiian shirts, neither of whom are using them for athletic purposes?

I have to ctrl+F5 and then click the button for them to even open. Even on a freshly opened tab they won’t show up unless I follow this pattern. Sometimes they still won’t.

There once was a team that had an F in its name!

Relish is great because it works for the quick and easy tuna salad, when you’re hungry and don’t want to cook or eat leftovers. If you like the spicy mustard I’d suggest adding some red pepper to your tuna salad.

I think Murphy actually said something recently about how he’s not proud of some of how older stuff. Yeah here we go

They would have moved the table closer, but they figured the grass would break his fall.

The shot of his face was what got me. I saw his body fall like a corpse and then I saw that while his eyes stayed open, as SOON as he got popped his eyes looked...blank. I seriously thought he might be dead.

Oh hey, foosball.

Plus, some of us have medical conditions that result in frequent urination. Do I get a diaper with my barf bag?

Actually squatting is the one pooping method that life does entitle you to.

I’m a white nerd who was in math club and marching band and in the mid-00s the SRO told me that I couldn’t lace my shoes the way I had them (Converse hi-tops with green 1 up mushroom laces, laced laterally so you could see the pattern) because that lacing with green laces is a recognized gang symbol. See, this is why…

I notice that often ramen is split into both the soup area and the Asian area, sometimes by brand/price.

The one that gets me is when canned mushrooms are specifically with pasta sauces, oh and often there’s different tortilla chips with the Mexican than in the chip aisle.

But I don’t know really, at my grocer the…

Do we need to call the cops on you for animal endangerment?

It’s for your health.