Tyson’s design is distinct and recognizable, much like a trademark. That’s why the joke was written.

Give someone that’s not Orton this same set of tattoos and no one is going to say “hey you have Randy Orton’s tattoos!” They’re basically a big smear of designs that are visually indistinct while he’s performing. Very…

My grocery store pays an employee to sit at the door on their phone supposedly counting people entering and exiting.

My job is paying someone to push a cart around and clean surfaces. Mostly the rails at the bottom of display cases, because there’s not much to touch that isn’t product itself.

It’s mostly all…

Is that like a Gun Karen?

My neighbor had a Trojan fail on him and his girlfriend. They sent him a gift card with a note saying sorry but here’s something to buy some baby clothes with

I got spicy last night.

My BK has 8 piece spicy or regular nuggets for a dollar right now.

Of course they’re tiny as hell, and last night they managed to give me 7 spicy and 1 regular.

Metroid done Mandalorian-style would even work. Samus is a bounty hunter, after all...

I didn’t even know that Titans had done a second season, no one I know seemed to care about it when it came out.

It was destined to be.

I know it’s crazy, but follow me here: some people hate other people because of the color of their skin.

Same here. I’ve re-watched a lot of comedies from that era but The Office is one that I definitely felt towards the end I was only watching because of what it used to be, and now that I’ve seen it all that’s good enough.

Same reason that some game reviewers only give good reviews - you get cut off from advertising and interviewees when you don’t play nice.

I mean, a lot of anti-maskers have said that people die, it’s no big deal, that’s how life goes. I blame this cavalier attitude on religion - believing there’s an awesome afterlife and you’re definitely getting in makes it a lot easier to justify death.

As a loyal Nintendo fan when I was a kid (probably 2002-3ish) I emailed Nintendo once about a stand at my mall outside of the GameStop that was selling bootleg N64s and by the next time I went to the mall the stand was gone. They squash this stuff as much as they can but it pops up faster and wider than they can…

“My obedience is not unconditional, nor is it something that I’m just obliged to give.”

What, you never got detention for refusing to stand for the pledge of allegiance? Or colluded against having a fair shot as a starting NFL QB?

Traffic articles are on Jalopnik.

See, that doesn’t really “feel” like a licensed game. Like I’d call a licensed game different from a game that has a license. Madden has a license but it’s not a licensed game. I think my criteria is more like, is it a direct tie-in to a movie/TV show intended to cross-promote both? And those seem to be on the…

I can’t close the tab, because there’s another video playing that I wanted to play! So I have to exit full-screen, and pause the other video.

Starts video. Hmm there’s something else playing. Oh right, your parent company is forcing auto-play videos on us. This time, of a part of a game I’d rather not have spoiled for me!

“The camera can bug out in places, animations don’t always look great and combat isn’t fun at all.”

Sounds exactly like a licensed game to me.

You know what’s weird? I’m sitting here trying to think of the best licensed game and every one I can think of I don’t really consider a licensed game. I’m not looking for…