People in dream houses shouldn’t...throw...damnit, there’s a joke somewhere here.

In what world does a theater usher make 27k? That’s like 60 hours a week at minimum wage.

Um, St. Louis voted 79-18% for Hillary and the county 55-39. Blame the vast swaths of the midwest and plains that are Cardinals fans because back in the old timey radio days the games were broadcast on clear channel 1120AM that carried as far as the Rockies.

I worked for a chain and they made us earn vouchers for free movies. I think it was 1 per 12 hours worked. Brought my parents up to see Mama Mia 2 and I had to convince my guy at the box to let them all in.

I know all the outtakes from Super Troopers 2's credits by heart and once a woman that didn’t want to sit through…

Some states allow you to buy it at the grocery store.

o.O I have never seen a walk-up window at any fast food place besides Rally’s.

I feel you on the bike/motorcycle thing. I think their thought is that no one is going to jump off their cycle and through the window to steal cash, but they might with a bike.

It reminds me of how stores make me stash my backpack at the counter, but giant purses are perfectly fine and probably easier to slip something…

Also fun was that our theater didn’t like us to roll in extra trash cans towards the front or to stand there with them. I stood there with a can at the end of the movie (like up the ramp, not by the door) because I had to hold the bag up (they were too big for the cans but weren’t big enough to stay up by themselves)…

Theater usher SUCKS. What that title actually is is “underprepared overworked janitor”. You think you’d actually watch a ton of movies, but it’s really people looking you in the eye before they dump their trash on the ground and smile at you. True story. Also my theater was 2 wings and they didn’t like us splitting up…

The rest of the lyrics, where he’s overly protective and jealous.

And then later on the album where they’ve broken up and in Rivers’ own words is “the same asshole wondering why she’s gone” with the answer being that he didn’t want her to have any life if he’s not in the same room, basically.

I think those kids in the top stock photo already got into the candy.

People in large have a disconnect with how most things come about.

Not production, but today in class we talked about the death penalty and how support for it declines relative to how informed people are about the process and system, costs, mandatory appeals, etc. I likened it to when people turn vegetarian once they…

Weezer:

Dolphins are mammals, not fish.

Looking at the header image and did they really give out TACKLE CANCER sleeves to attractive women and white dudes in Dolphins hawaiian shirts, neither of whom are using them for athletic purposes?

I have to ctrl+F5 and then click the button for them to even open. Even on a freshly opened tab they won’t show up unless I follow this pattern. Sometimes they still won’t.

There once was a team that had an F in its name!

Relish is great because it works for the quick and easy tuna salad, when you’re hungry and don’t want to cook or eat leftovers. If you like the spicy mustard I’d suggest adding some red pepper to your tuna salad.

I think Murphy actually said something recently about how he’s not proud of some of how older stuff. Yeah here we go

They would have moved the table closer, but they figured the grass would break his fall.