The shot of his face was what got me. I saw his body fall like a corpse and then I saw that while his eyes stayed open, as SOON as he got popped his eyes looked...blank. I seriously thought he might be dead.

Oh hey, foosball.

Plus, some of us have medical conditions that result in frequent urination. Do I get a diaper with my barf bag?

Actually squatting is the one pooping method that life does entitle you to.

I’m a white nerd who was in math club and marching band and in the mid-00s the SRO told me that I couldn’t lace my shoes the way I had them (Converse hi-tops with green 1 up mushroom laces, laced laterally so you could see the pattern) because that lacing with green laces is a recognized gang symbol. See, this is why…

I notice that often ramen is split into both the soup area and the Asian area, sometimes by brand/price.

The one that gets me is when canned mushrooms are specifically with pasta sauces, oh and often there’s different tortilla chips with the Mexican than in the chip aisle.

But I don’t know really, at my grocer the…

Just saying, if I was a kid I’d still like a way to play my Switch Lite at home using some sort of stand.

What I wanna know is where you found both a Slavic beer and a case with a box set of A&E DVDs.

How tall are your above-fridge shelves? I’m 5'7 and it’s on my toes because the fridge sticks out higher than the range but I can still reach all my shelves. Maybe I have a short kitchen ceiling?

I feel like it’s less weird if it’s his own toe.

Taco Bell has an entire line of Mexican food as well. You can get Arby’s curly and Rally’s fries. There’s quite a bit of branded food options out there.

Did she just...open the door without trying to unlock it? I don’t know about you but the first thing I do when coming home is put my key in the lock since I know I locked it and as such, it would be pointless to try and open the door without unlocking it.

In elementary school we had rubber squares and a home plate to use for kickball bases. They won’t get messed up by slides. Really the only issue is that they might be hard to see from a distance (it’s not like we played kickball on a regulation-size field).

Is she from the mirror universe?

“Best sports to play while playing an e-sport, ranked”

Not #1: chess

She drinks 3 glasses of OJ a day. Which makes this article a bittt misleading.

They made us shill popcorn, but unlike the GSA setting up booths at grocery stores we had to do the old-fashioned “your parents take a sheet to work and everyone feels obligated to order something”.

The Good Place got it right and the Jaguars are only good in hell.

Is thinking that you can fix CTE a symptom of CTE?

Also, wizard hats are not top hats.