Of course, it’s too much to ask that they’re the same person.

I applied to Rice because of the MOB. I didn’t get in. I ended up at Mizzou because it left me in the least debt, but I didn’t join the band because it looked like zero fun.

I don’t take pleasure from their failures the same way I do when the Cubs lose. But I did not stay a fan - I was a fan of St. Louis’ football team, not the Rams organization.

When he wouldn’t even shake Hillary’s hand, I threw up my own and started asking everyone “how does this man expect to handle diplomacy with foreign nations if he can’t even get off his high horse to shake his opponent’s hand?”

The answer seems to be that he’s just going to do whatever he wants. I’m not surprised.

Sadly, even though the answer to “how did they unload the lander and whatnot” is more easily explained by saying “people went up there” than “we developed an autonomous lander and rover that set themselves up in 1972".

They did, because they were on the edge of bankruptcy. The thinking was “we’re not using these rights, so let’s sell them so we can keep the lights on!”

They’re under pressure.

You don’t need to, really. Like, you can just start at s2 and be perfectly fine assuming you know the character basics. Just like any cape comic - I know your name and what your power is, so I don’t particularly need more at the moment to consume the story.

I often try and start one line for multiple registers when they’re stacked in a way that makes it possible. It works as the line for the self-check machines, but when I’m at the manned registers it doesn’t as often. Sometimes I’ll have people lined up behind me and we all turn and look confused as someone walks past,…

Ash’s dad left to catch a Packasmokes.

I get Nintendo consoles for Nintendo games. The difference is that it’s never my secondary console - my 360 was purchased for GH/RDR; my PS2 for Sly Cooper/DDR. I own no PS4 or Xbox, and while there are games I’d like to play (specifically Mirror’s Edge), I cannot afford or justify affording a PS4. Don’t diss on the…

I can’t wait for the Minions/Oompa Loompas crossover.

That was Mario Kart 8 music at the end, right?

I’d argue the PS2 “birthed” shovelware.

To be fair, even without BW and now Rebirth, I don’t think DC would have ever let Watchmen go out of print. It’s one of a handful of graphic novels that get respect by a wide audience and I’m sure it is a steady seller for them.

Yep. According to the new canon, the Resistance was a non-government entity that was supported by a handful of free planets under the table. I think they said they had 2 squadrons, plus Poe, for starfighters.

I’d kill for tap water. Just moved in with a friend and her parents, and we have well water for some reason. It’s so sulfuric that it gives me indigestion. Water softener doesn’t help. I have to buy bottled water just to have water I can comfortably drink. (I at least buy the biggest unit I can, a 2 gallon jug with…

I’m guessing she goes by Harley or Quinn.

I always assumed “Aunt” was more of a title - IE, not his blood aunt, but a family friend that he grew up calling “Aunt”.

That describes everything he writes.