StrudelNinja
StrudelNinja
StrudelNinja

We also got a HUGE snowstorm that year and I called in. He offered to use his SUV to pull my car out off of the tiny sidestreet I lived on. I asked him how he thinks my car that can’t get through thick, heavy snow will be able to deliver or get me home and he told me to figure that out myself. I hung up and just

When I worked for Domino’s and hated my GM, I stopped in a BK once only to find out from his neighbor that my worthless GM spent his evenings and weekends lounging in a kiddie pool in his front yard drinking crappy beer.

“Useless fucking paper clip” is an overstatement for him. I was a driver and I’d have to top pizzas

Being able to play SOME 360 games totally makes me want an Xbox One. You know, to replace the 360 I have that can play all my 360 games. And doesn’t cost me hundreds of dollars more.

the same genre as over half of MS’ conference: pre-rendered cutscene with 0 gameplay.

Friends are saying this won’t even run on iTablets that aren’t current-gen.

Which is why I can’t find reason to invest in a laptop or tablet - I don’t have the money to drop 500+ every year or two on the newest device when the last one I bought is now worthless. At least when I upgrade my PC, I can upgrade more, and

The world of comics has changed since they stated that last year. Now it’s about diversity!

Most of our talk at my shop is about TV/movies because we ALL see them, but our reading is so diverse that it’s rare to find a book that most of us have read (even if we buy it, because we’re all people with read piles sitting around...)

Confirmed that this is X-23. Old Man Logan coming over, I think, is because they didn’t want Miles to be the only major addition to whatever the “main” Marvel universe will be.

I would TOTALLY play Assassin’s Creed: Bananarama. As long as it’s not zomg a black assassin in the Caribbean!

In the regular Marvel Universe, he’s basically a HUGE asshole. Ever watch Venture Bros? Professor Impossible is a great pastiche - a guy too smart for his own good, cooking up plans that end up horrible, outright abusing his wife because she attempts to talk some sense into him. And that’s all happened in the 616 with

He was born and raised in Detroit.

When I was a kid, my birthday cakes were always white cake. One year the parents used those number candles, and I’d always lick the icing off the candle when they pulled them out. I thought the base was a huge chunk of icing and bit straight through it and started chewing what I thought was delicious icing and cake,

I took my test in the suburbs, and even in the city there are not many on-street parking spots. So everyone would take their kids to the testing cones after-hours to practice, which were set up in the parking lot of the strip mall that the office was in. And they loved to sit there behind the strip mall, come over and

What’s the advice for someone like me? I’m diabetic, so I have to at least pull out all of my insulin and needles and whatnot with up-to-date labels. Which sucks, because that means I have to carry a month’s supply for a trip of a few days (90 day mail order is WAY cheaper). I avoid carrying on OTC stuff just because

A few years back when I was delivering pizza, I listened to his show every night. He’s legitimately a nice, intelligent, funny guy with tons of stories to tell and a great taste in late-night classic rock. It felt like a show made for guys like me, driving around a college town late at night high to deliver pizza and

Especially by the same team, in the same inning.

He cut his hair off.

As a guy with longer hair, I know that’s where all my power and balance comes from.

DC never sold rights off like Marvel did.

They already showed Flash so I assume Ollie/Roy/Speedy could show up as well...and with the Flash finale coming up, maybe Cisco builds a vibration gun for himself or a copy of the cold gun for Caitlyn?

Point being, CW has, with Flash, expanded the universe so much that the only thing stopping them is what DC will allow.

He said he made Grown-Ups to get to hang out with friends and get them paid the money he routinely makes.

He still hasn’t been funny in YEARS, and the stuff I recall him being funny in, he’s not at this point in time.