Cash. No one actually reports their total cash tips, which you "have" to pay tax on and can count against your check. However, I'd rather pay tax on your very generous tip on your card than a handful of crumpled singles and change. But if it's the same amount either way, cash. It's way more fun to pay the restaurant…

I called in to my local ESPN Radio a few years back to defend pro wrestling - I believe the words I used are "they're not pro athletes, but the work they're doing is athletic." The hosts of the show...sort of agreed. The thing to me was that I used to be in marching band and remembering 15 minutes of music and charts…

It's like, the opposite of orange. Which are those fruits that aren't apples or bananas.

Tip or stop eating out. Or use your GREAT WRITING SKILLS to help elect politicians that will change the fact that tip-based jobs make less than minimum wage on their checks.

I think everyone should be required to wait tables for like, 6 months as a YA. I don't know how many people just don't understand tipping because…

The fact that you value "higher specs" over the actual games tells me all I need to know. Meanwhile I'll continue to enjoy my U over all the "higher spec" remakes that the One/4 have.

I pay for sodas from QT in change. I've never filled my cup holder to the top, and it's way easier to justify 32 ounces of death when you're not breaking a bill for it.

I used to get customers that would tell me they couldn't afford to tip. Maybe if you're so broke, don't order pizza and instead spend the money on groceries? Or they'd take a shower/drive to the gas station for soda. No obvious shittiness, but lots of veiled shittiness, as if their fake apologies were worth my literal…

I assure you that all 3 companies are already brainstorming concepts for their next console before the newest console releases.

I answered my own question: Finals - Silent Partner

Can anyone identify the song near the end? Shazam can't seem to figure out what it is.

Damn kids, get out of my airspace.

Instagram won't be cool by the time they get old enough to theoretically care.

Unfortunately my consoles are all in a plastic tub at my friends' right now. Just have my 360 and Wii U hooked up at home. I try pretty successfully to keep my cables under control by not hooking up anything I'm not actively playing. The back of my TV is still a mess, though. I don't wanna try and take a picture…

Where are all you ladies that want to actually know someone on OKC? I try fairly often, and I don't get any response.

Tailgating vehicle. You'd have more space thanks to its small size, and I'm sure you could fit all the supplies in it. Hell, you could probably set up some kegs with a tap on the side.

The thing is, I don't sit down with Zelda games and go "eh, today I'm going to explore!" I'll just be headed to a dungeon and see something interesting and go do that instead. It's not even the time limit, but the SCHEDULING that has to be done...at least in MM3D they included a detailed schedule of everything to do,…

Ah, selective omniscience. The wonders of religion.

Nah. I've recently realized how completely shitty circumcisions are. Non-consensual body modification, wee!

Vaginas are gross too. The trick is to not be THAT gross.