While I don't want a dick pic as our first interaction, I am picky about the dicks I get around. Pubes must be trimmed, dick must have suitable length/girth, and it must not bend weird. Note: length and girth boundaries vary based on how far I want to go with the guy. Signed, a bi dude.

Writers address that sometimes. It's lately been written as "Bats don't kill because he NEEDS the villains to make him feel like he's sane and doing the right thing to avenge his parents".

Why the fuck would you steal a dog when there are thousands of dogs that need to be adopted? I just don't get it.

Wario Ware would be pointless on a phone. The whole point of that game is that every 5 seconds you're figuring out what do do with a button and a d-pad and maybe a gyroscope. I did NOT enjoy Touched.

This place, you delivered to the bar, so you did get to see. I just never really cared to look, there's nothing inherently sexual about boobs for me.

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More than once delivering pizza, I'd get Jesus for a tip.

I'm not sure if that's worse than when I delivered pizza to a strip club at 2pm, and the lights were on and the strippers were wearing sweaters and jeans and mopping, and they offered me a lap dance. At least they tipped pretty well when I said no, I don't have…

Of course, you're one of the lucky ones if Link just walks into your house, violates your privacy, and leaves without breaking anything. If you see Link rolling into town, hide the fine china, because he will compulsively destroy any vase he sees. That wedding crockery you got? Smashed. That cute pot your kid made in…

Yeah, I think it was wave 1. It was just...gone as soon as it hit shelves.

Captain Falcon is perpetually sold out in the St. Louis area.

But seriously, who the fuck eats plain tortilla chips?

I turn the game off after, you know, the game ends. If I'm reading about a game, I want to read about the events on the field. I couldn't care less about what the media gets players to say. If I'm not watching alone, I don't even pay attention to the commentary.

That's how we describe Missouri - STL and KC, and then Mississippi in between.

It's just a really oddly shaped joystick. You held the "body" in one hand and used your thumb and 2 forefingers to manipulate the triangle on top. You could push in or pull up for ther "action", and I believe that you could also rotate the joystick knob like a pong controller. Ergonomics weren't exactly a big thing in…

If they're smart, they'll do a light blue. It would look...less weird.

I never once had a problem with Club. Rewards would show up in 3-4 days.

True. But Harry Potter had to cut a lot through the entire series to fit into movies. Meanwhile, The Hobbit was artificially stretched out and padded with superfluous scenes. I think HP probably should have had like, 3 more movies (4, 5 and 6 all could be cut into 2 films).

Shelf space. Nintendo already gave up a lot of retail shelf in accessories for Amiibos.

...wtf is this? Does she have a third nipple?

Blood for the blood god.

Hail Hydra.