My relentless gayness brings all the grumpy neighbours to the yard.
And they’re like, it’s gayer than gay bars.
And they’re like, what’s with all those rainbow jars?
We’re gonna call the cops and get ya criminally charged.

This is particularly interesting because Priapus more or less is his penis in terms of symbolism, so it is odd that he would have a problem with fertility. I think it is possible that the phimosis is more symbolic than anything else.

Or we should have mandated paternity leave like the Scandinavian countries, so fathers are shouldering some of the career hit for reproducing.

I grew up watching a lot of old monster movies. Christopher Lee was always my favorite Dracula. He was so scary and dangerous. I think he is one of the reasons I’m so obsessed with vampires.

Bogans.

To everyone who has said the father warned her: my abusive father also used that line “how many times did I tell you not to..{fill in the blank},” where you can insert any number of unreasonable phrases, like “look at me that way,” “act smart,” “talk back,” etc. etc. I was the ridiculously quiet, bookish, good child…

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

/sexual assault

If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENED, SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well said. But there’s also something about the conservative Christian response that bugs me. ALOT. They act like men are thinking about sex & rape ALL. THE. TIME. They act like all men would molest/rape if they knew they could get away with it. One of the Duggar in laws seemed to imply that all men would have done…

It’s okay. It happens to a lot of guys. :)

Something very interesting I noticed the second time round: the first time he grabs her, she pushes him off. Then he’s angry at her for showing him up, and he goes to grab her behind in revenge, in order to put her in her place. Such a great demonstration that the men that perpetrate these acts of sexual assault…

Um, “Doc”? Follow the link. She’s using imiquimod. It’s not herpes, and she hasn’t had huge resections all over her face. The blistering/scabbing are really typical results of the treatment. If I’m not mistaken, there multiple non-surgical treatments for early-stage skin cancer that produce similar horror-show effects…

In the same vein:

Thank you! :D