Hey Canada, do you have room for one more? I’m pretty nice and I can cook. And I can even sing a solid 50% of O Canada.

…your voodoo doll is a fat loser.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

God’s kinda OK, but his fanboys can be serious assholes.

Whatever it takes. Whatever. It. Takes.

Did a gay couple run over her puppy or something? Seriously, why is she being such a...?

Sooooooo...she’s complaining the clerks were “coerced” into following the law because if they didn’t, they might go to jail...

Love this response.

I haven’t seen the original video, but Grace Helbig’s response was amazing. Raw, emotional, real. It’s rare for Grace to have her heart on her sleeve like this and for anyone who is trying to move on from the hateful things in the Arbour video it might help.

I rarely say this about people. But she deserves all the bad karma that is heading her way right now. That video was so mean and vicious, it actually made me cry. I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. And like so many women with the disease, I struggle with my weight. It’s like I woke up in a different body. I went from…

“According to Saeed Mamouzini, spokesperson for the Kurdistan Democratic Party, the woman struck back on September 5, murdering Abu Amas.”

Back in the olden days, we just called them assholes. There is also no pill for asshole-itis. Either way, the prognosis is the same.

As a possessor of breasts I can fairly tell you that shit is accurate. I WISH I could make up the horror stories.

Kim Davis told the gay couple that she’s doing it under God’s Authority. Well in case you haven’t noticed lady. Gay marriage is now the law of the land. Why would your God let that happen if he was against gay marriage? Maybe your God is trying to tell you something? Hmm...

NAW MAN he’s just gonna take a jaunt north and personally remove Harper from Parliament for us. ONE CAN DREAM

I have had so many sad Internet arguments with Americans trying to convince them of his awesomeness. We would so gladly have him in the rest of the world. Please, take my Harper in exchange for “Thanks Obama”. TAKE HIM.