Ladies: don't fuck bad tippers! If you're on a date, try to see what your date left or ask your waiter on the way out. I believe we can breed them out of existence.

Her twitter feed makes me want to punch her in the face.

Considering Israel has better gender parity than us when it comes to women in STEM, I highly doubt that the US does better.

Societal vampires...

good lord child, were you born without taste buds?

*GASP* Not the Kinder Eggs! Anything but the Kinder Eggs! Don't you know those have the potential to kill people?!?!

Things like this make me so grateful to my 5th grade teacher, Mr. Currie. In 5th grade I didn't care about math and got poor grades because all of my previous teachers focused on my writing talent (I was/am good at writing) and ignored the fact that I sucked at math because it was expected. Girls are good at writing,…

I graded for my mother sometimes when she taught physics/chemistry and unless you want to fail 50+% of your students you need to award points for attempting problems and methodology on math problems.

Uhm...and why is that more likely, exactly?

Wax vomit.

Hershey exec logic: If we don't let them taste the other chocolate, they won't know ours is akin to eating wax.

you're kidding, right? did you read this article? Where is money mentioned? No one is SUING hart, you idiot. he has no money and none of us are trying to get any money from him. i make more than he does, he can't hold down a job because he's such a misogynistic asshole. there is only ONE victim who is involving the…

''oh hey narimonk, someone came by while you were out and wanted to talk to you''

I'd just repeatedly pretend that they were asking serious questions.

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And werewolves appear human ~28 days/month. That's a significant increase over your average congressperson of either party, to say nothing of Republican ones.

funny thing, the idea of ''innocent until proven guilty'' only applies in the court of law. it's a crazy idea, but you are actually allowed to talk about your own personal experiences however you want to in whatever format you choose. i can complain about whatever i want—a bus driver being rude to me, for…

ok, and I've wanted to bone some of my male friends at times. it's not an exclusively male trait, but it's one that I would hope people of all genders would be able to deal with without being like "OH I HAD SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU, CAN'T BE FRIENDS NO MORE."

Both of my best friends are dudes. I wish people would stop saying stuff like this. That's like saying that lesbians can't be friends with other women and gay men can't be friends with other gay men. Except that those are totally normal scenarios.