Excuse me.

I mean this sincerely: there is no way to say the phrases "I will argue against the servers" and "think these servers need to suck it up," without being an AWFUL human being.

Christmas Eve 2004, Palm Beach Gardens, Florida.

The cheap tip thing baffles me. My husband and I were at a bar we frequent in Orlando the other day, and this group of people who had had several rounds of margaritas and beers without a single complaint get up to leave, and as they do, the guy who had paid beams at the bartender, taps the bar, and goes, "That's for…

One thing that keeps getting glossed over is his "manifesto" which is up on his website. He tells the story of the events leading up to this attack. To summarize, this guy has a long history of posting violent threats (including a video where he and a friend of his beat up a guy with a skateboard, shoot him in the…

Update!

So don't leave my house if I don't want to have sex? Please die.

Probably because she's spent her entire night dealing with douchebags.

Maybe men need to be shamed more. Oh, you feel alienated because you're being told not to touch a woman without her consent? Sounds like a YOU problem.

Also, a person who takes rejection well looks confident. Confidence is sexy. Ergo, people who take rejection well are sexy.

Well, a better answer would be if men would stop acting as if they are entitled to my attention and then turning aggressive or even violent if they are refused. But until that glorious day, yes, I will tell you I have a boyfriend. It means "go away."

Dear Dudes:

What do you fucking care? She said no. Who cares why or how?

Because men who get directly rejected have a non-negligible chance of verbal abuse, assault, and murder. Happens all the time.

I couldn't get past the first couple lines without dancing.

An artist's depiction of Lily's editor hanging out in this comments section

OMG. I would be there for Lost Girls. Imagine the cosplay.