nope — morrowind is where it’s at.

Honestly, you know most of what matters, if that’s all you know.

I love the game to death myself, but the profoundly stupid shit that some of my fellow players focus on is absolutely mind-boggling. You haven’t really played an MMO until you’ve seen some doofus preening on about his gear score as if that’s somehow an…

Lena and Jenni sound like every neighbor of mine who wrote the judge letters supporting the neighborhood pedophile who molested my son. They sound just as clueless about the fact that predators don’t just groom their victims; they also groom their supporters.

Nothing Corgan ever does will tarnish that album. it’s an absolute masterpiece and will remain frozen in amber as such.

“This used to be a god damn community of gamers, nerds, kids that got bullied, kids that got fucked with, kids that resorted to the gaming world because the real world was too fucking hard, too shitty, too lonely, too sad and depressing,”

“Hey, it’s the guy from The Big Red One!”

If you really want the “Heather isn’t fucking around version,” here it is:

Loot boxes are, ignoring the hair splitting of insufferable pedants like yourself, gambling. They are crafted, from probabilities to visual to their contents, to condition individuals and encourage repeated purchase and use. People with…

She’s amazing.

Tom Berenger once subbed at my high school and solved the gang problem.

You’ve officially cemented yourself as my favorite author on Kotaku since that last loot box article and this one makes me love you more.

I don’t understand what you’re showing me. All I see is the camera panning towards the ring

“What about this outfit makes you think that I want to be called m’am?” (kills)

Ah but did you catch the best joke in the movie IMO?

I think a lot of women can relate when I say that as a survivor of sexual violence, the last few weeks have been so triggering for me, I’m just dry-firing at this point. It would be nice to see even one of these shit-bags face serious consequences, but I’ve lost all faith in human institutions.

it’s just the weird mindset of wanting the person that hurt you to be the person that’s hugging you and telling you that it was an accident,” she says. “I wanted to feel like I was in control of the situation and not him.”

That I should settle down with a guy and have a kid, bc that is what makes life worthwhile.

I prefer this other guy’s takedown of Cinemasins. Here is a playlist:

Not an Xbox game but of that era. Bring back fucking Shinobi for ps2. I need more accesorizing ninjas with a passion for a hint of red flair.

Just want to put out the list of guys with 3,000 hits/450 HRs

I kind of got in a weird space with this lately.