I used to volunteer a lot for Planned Parenthood in Los Angeles, and much of that was “community outreach” — going to communities that had a clinic and passing out information about the services it offered. The very first time I did one of those, I had what remains the most rewarding and simultaneously most…

Me: Hi! It’s been so long, how are you!

Zelda was always a lesbian. She uses her part of the triforce to reincarnate the world so there will eventually be a female Link. Every game is her getting disappointed at the end and hitting the restart button.

So relevant today. RIP.

Or at least a version that can be played on the PS4 :(

That is incorrect meatbag fellow human.

For anyone curious though: Life in Aggro’s comic.

Similarly, I miss my old Yahoo! message-board buddies. They don’t even have message boards there anymore!

My 18-month old likes to put a dish rag over her head and then walk into a wall.

is2g, bearded Bruce Wayne is the hottest thing in the fucking universe, and I really, really want that beard to somehow get incorporated into a Batman design. I need it. My raging erection needs it.

Well, I moved to Metropolis, but then it got leveled by space aliens. So then I moved to Keystone City, and then it sunk under the ocean. So then I moved to Coast City, and it got nuked to ashes. So then I said screw it, moved to rural Kansas to this no-nothing town called Smallville.

So good! 😂

We have had this since a long time ago. then it was called “Level Select”. You typically unlock it by beating the game (or appropriate section[s]) at least once, or emulate it by saving to new slots periodically (When I played e.g. DOOM I would use a new save for each level, so I could later jump back to any level I…

Good fucking gravy.