This calms my bladder.

Language.

I always enjoy it when a fighter punches down; feels so heroic, you know? That’s the sort of person I want to admire! No challenges, just straight up shit-talk and wins! 

You’re not defending a President of the United States, you’re defending a narcissist. A defining trait of a narcissist is the inability to consider and respect the boundaries of others. A child calls into a hotline for Santa Claus reports, it’s obvious the parents have not decided to tell the child yet that Santa…

She’s a battlefield medic. Allow her to move 50% faster at all times, and her ult is an armor that both negates and reflects 100% damage for however long an ult should last.

I enjoy half of my steak without sauce, then use Frank’s Red Hot on the other half. This is my joy in life. 

The bass sounds missing.

Henceforth, I dub the console the xBox Onyx

I feel pathetic that if I had their skill and played Overwatch, I’d do it for free.

This was Skyrim for me. My dad going through his second cancer surgery, and while he made it out of recovery to come home, it took its toll and he passed away. I got Skryim that summer, my first ES game, and used it to keep me awake so I’d always be able to take care of his needs at an instant. I played for a week…

It’s rather easy, actually. First you get the Portal. Then you get the power. Then you get the women.

I love how he directly looks at the camera for “I’ll mark it on your map!” It just kills me. This is the best.

That is a bad-ass outfit!

I got this for my PS4, although you can use it on your PS3 (if you can figure it out) and it’s my first headset for gaming. I haven’t had a problem with it so far, and I use it all the time. The mic seems to work real well, the audio is pretty great (although I can’t compare it to anything) and they’re comfortable, so…

I got this for my PS4, although you can use it on your PS3 (if you can figure it out) and it’s my first headset for…

The old ways are passing. What do kids do nowadays to RP? Watch themselves on Twitch and hold up the paper when they’re done? Or, no, I suppose they won’t use typewriters. Anyway, I never did the Yahoo! because I was AOL all the way. I wasn’t even aware they had boards until now. I wish I had known.

Siamese Dreams was my first rock album, in ‘96 at 15. I spent the entire summer listening to it (and Pearl Jam’s Vitalogy on tape, but not) on my computer, doing wonderful things with wonderful people, and star gazing at night. I really consider that summer the only time I’ve ever been truly happy, so that album has a…

Mara and I seem to be in the same place right now. AOL RP4Life! Well, not really. But still!

This year we have Fallout 4. Bring it.

Behavior like this is why I feel shame for loving and playing Bethesda’s games. And it’s articles like this that give me pride in that shame. Thank you for what you’re doing, and for this excellent article. It’s amazing how a country can value a freedom in its very code, yet in practice hate and fight against it tooth…

So...you’re saying you already know it’s Al Gore?