Is it a privilege to watch a DVD on a XB1? I thought the point of the console was to be a versatile media box. A DVD isn’t a video game. It isn’t sharing clips on YouTube. It’s not streaming. If the XB1 is “entirely unusable,” then no one can watch DVD’s. It seems unreasonable to overreach that far (or at all, I…

The Rotten is actually pretty easy, once you get to know it. Facing the fog gate, follow the left wall (which would make to your right once you start doing so) until you see the summon sign for Lone Hunter Schmidt. He is completely useless in doing any damage, but that’s not what you want him for. The Rotten is…

Which....which Witcher 2 is broken? I have the Enhanced edition, never downloaded, because I'm stubborn and won't play it until I finish the first one, and I'm not playing that one because that's what you do when you buy more than one game on a sale, apparently.

Like a schmuck, I waited till the last minute to update ESO so I could play. I'm still downloading patches. Sigh. But it's going to be totally worth it (unless something goes wrong, and I have to re-install the game: I will Hulk the fuck out if that happens). Without a subscription, this is practically an ES game that…

The best way to play Minecraft is with other people, in the room. I played with my brother's kids on console, and I decided to pretend I had a Viking accent, found a snow area to camp in, and went around saying in my Viking voice, "I have an ax!" Then I proceed to either kill the other players, or smash/take random…

W...what's...what's going on?

If money is involved, why don't they just not let them use their own computers?

I use poison arrows. All it takes is going in hollowed or offline, a crapload of poinson arrows to figure out where to aim, and then three per archer. Then you just wait, and then repeat again. It's quite easy, it just takes a while. Also, if you forget to be hollow or play offline, you're just punishing yourself…

It wasn't followed by an upper-cut.

HOLYFUCK, I had to google that name just to know who it was in that picture.

Shadow of Mordor would have been better if it had been divorced from the LOTR universe. While I love Tolkien, all the media I encounter seems to milk it in a very basic and fanzealot sort of way. When I watched my nephew play the game, I kept making jokes about how Aragorn was the central character and what a…

So....his new power is to extend his old power to the entire part of his body? That doesn't really seem new to me.

I wish I was playing Dragon Age: Inquisition and Dying Light. But, as I have only a PS3, and after attempting to play Shadow of Mordor on the xBox 360 (sogoddamnfrustrating) I don't have the emotional energy to attempt a game that should probably only be played on a next-gen console.

Shit, I forgot all about this. Doritos v. Tortilla chips? You assholes, this should have been a showdown between Sour Cream & Cheddar chips and Pretzels.

It has to happen. There's nothing left to do but show her internship, unless she's stuck on a boat for the entire season.

Plot armour?

PS3 you say? Capcom just hates the fuck out of me, cause I want this so badly, only have a PS3, and it's Japan exclusive. GODDAMNIT.

Fuck yeah, and not only my color, but does exactly what I need. Played my nephew over the weekend and wiped out my creatures, which I had eight each time, twice off the field. I definitely want this card.

I don't know what it was about this week, but all week I've had to listen to people run me down in COD. I had a guy literally spend several games running me down, and he started within seconds of me joining the last few seconds of a game. I was attempting to unlock things doing things I'm no good at, using weapons I…

But, what do their tweets have to do with video games? I want to know what engine the new Elder Scrolls will be using, or if there's going to be a sequel to COD: Ghosts, not who should be raped.