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The one thing I hate about Steam is its lackluster sales. Never once have I found a 90% off deal for a PC to play all the games I love at ultra, never once! I just sit there all Winter/Spring/Thursday waiting for an announcement, but the sale ends leaving me with a laptop that's questionable about playing games that

I hereby offer my resume as a programmer to BioWare, to work on their Dragon Age franchise. I know nothing about programming, but I'm an excellent typist, so I should be exactly what they're looking for. And when I've done my job so sufficiently that the consumers can't stand it anymore, I can be promoted upward and

Yes, which is why we voted for Fritos.

If you already bought the game, will you have to re-buy it?

That was the failure.

Why aren't points given to deaths by other players? That way if you kill yourself a lot, you get no points and it's easier to determine suicides. Also, factor in your starting position against death, so assholes can't camp on spawning grounds.

My childhood says, "Not gold enough," but my rational adulthood says, "Thank you!"

This wins just as is, but it also wins if you take the sword out. Also if you replace the sword with a picture of a 3DS XL.

Wouldn't including them with the new system drive down the price of the adapter? They have to manufacture the adapter anyway, and moving the product enough means they can sell it for less. Thinking that customers already have an adapter sort of seems to reason that you won't sell as many adapters, which drives the

How to really win at the Game of Thrones board game:

When I was younger, I learned that focusing on the stimulation gave me a power to ignore it. When tickled, I'd focus on how everything involved with the tickling felt, and I could zone out. I did this with other things, too, like hot metal (seat belts in Texas summers) or learning to eat salsa/hot sauce. Or getting

The heads still have the eyeballs? I can't find myself eating eyeballs. I imagine it's somewhat similar in experience to roe, but that only convinces me to avoid eating roe. Which I'm okay with, given my post about eating sushi.

Yeah, as in, "Nope, not going to deny myself!"

The first time I had sushi, I had a love/hate reaction. I took a bite, thinking, "HOLYFUCKTHISWILLBEDISGUSTING" and I downed it. It wasn't that bad. I kept at it. That's when I discovered my body has opinions on its own. When I tried the final piece, my throat closed up and wouldn't let me swallow. It was a battle. I

You know how if you watch a movie a second time, or third, you end up seeing something you didn't upon the initial viewing? And sometimes a movie gets a little bit better because of that discovery? Or how, sometimes, it changes completely the film for you? That's not just for movies, but for anything you consume:

Goddamn Humans, they never know when to give a scritch!

Because I'm a nerd, I pondered over what happened to this article. Was there no proofreading? Who was responsible (I couldn't decide if it was the writer's, the editor's, or both)? I even came to the conclusion that poorly-written and edited articles is disrespectful to the readers on two fronts: one, that language

What?

"The tears of mine enemies...and customers: is good."

In the great battle of siblings, I managed to throw the first punch while still in the womb. I was born on Christmas Eve and our dad, left to his own faulty and exhausted decision making, just threw the presents under the tree. When my two brothers crept up to the tree, they saw the price tags on everything, and an