When the police arrived, the first thing Nash said was that it was all a staged fight, to which his son screamed out in a great rage, "No it wasn't, you liar!" and busted a chair over his father's head.

I played Elder Scrolls Online and enjoyed the fetch quest. Somehow, I played one alliance several times, but always making a single choice. I'd ask others what they chose, but either I wasn't answered or they chose the same as I did. Then one mission I decided to be daring and make a different choice, and was blown…

I want to crush the faces of my nephews with a single punch every time they say "bro."

Fuck, now I have to apologize to Christians now. Luckily, not about the cannibalism and human sacrifice, though.

Thank you for this wonderful honor, I really appreciate it! I will patiently await my prize of a PS4 with a copy of Dragon Age: Inquisition & Destiny for my birthday (tomorrow).

I still, and will always, believe that the NES controller is the most blessed thing to grace the hands of humanity and its children.

Tell her that person following you is the racism before the rock is thrown.

Will it be connected to the already established story? Not that I'm well versed in it, but I once watched my nephew beat the Ender Dragon (after helping himself in creative) on the xBox and get this wall of text of a surreal story that absolutely blew my mind, considering the game that was being played. It's…

This is a bullshit article without samples.

I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a PS4 today...

So, what that graph is saying, is, essentially, is that it's the Nerds' fault.

Just imagine me clicking your star and the counter going up. Because in my world, that's entirely happening.

My brain is so excited, I can't even express my enthusiasm without a list.

It's always nice to see Texas get a little recognition for something good.

I stopped reading to point out you used a wrong word ("while" instead of "why" on the Google joke), but then noticed in the comments section you have another mistake. So, I'm just going to point out, your article has mistakes and you should do another look over.

This is the greatest day of my life.

DAIII is our answer. At least, that's the impression I've been getting. I think I read somewhere that our Warden will be mentioned, if not indirectly met, in DAIII.

"You will resist. You will always resist. It matters not."

I'll hold your shield. I really hated how claustrophobic the game felt, but the story itself was really good, really enjoyable. I cared about my choices and I cared who stood with me at the end. The gameplay could have been perfect, but if the story dropped, it would not have felt like a Dragon Age game, nor have been…

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